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• 0% discount coupon
• 1-calorie meal
• 1-for-the-price-of-2 voucher
• 100-lb feather
• 12th step
• 19th hole
• 1x magnifying glass
• 2 pcs (2 pcs)
• 24k goldfish
• 25-hour clock
• “2B or not 2B” pencil
• 2D hologram
• 🎉3000-days gold coin🎉
• “4000 days and counting” medal 🎉
• 5-second ruler
• 6-pack of bargain artifacts
• 8-bit coin
• 8-bit mushroom
• 8-bit puzzle
• Abdominal chisel
• Abduct tape
• Abominable snowcone
• Abominable snowflake
• Abracadabacus
• Absinthe spoon
• Absinthesizer
• Absolute power cord
• Absolute vacuum cleaner
• Accidental floss
• Achieve mint
• ACME black hole
• ACME monster trap
• ACME supply crate
• Acoustic chair
• “Act of God” insurance policy
• Activated activatable artifact
• Active ingredient
• Adam's apple
• Adhesive healing strip
• Adhesive lubricant
• Adjective noun generator
• Adjustable reference point
• Adult-proof bottle
• Advice device
• Advice grip
• Aerobics cube
• Aerosol bacon
• AFK suicide note
• Afterlife survival guide
• Aglet
• Air guitar
• Air putrifier
• Alchemical transmuter
• Alchemy textbook
• Alcohol patch
• Alienable right
• "All live" oil
• All-armor cleaning wipes
• All-purpose flower
• All-seeing ear
• All-seeing eyedrops
• All-white chess set
• Alpha mail
• Alphabet soap
• Alternate reality cheque
• Aluminum banner
• "Amazing Anatomy" book
• Ambiance fluxuator
• Ambidextrose
• Amper sand
• Anachronistic clock
• Anaphylactic shock absorber
• Anaphylactic sock
• Anarchist's rulebook
• Ancestral hair loom
• Ancient relic of modern art
• Anecdotal evidence
• Anglo-saxophone
• 🎉Anniversary gold coin🎉
• Anonymous identity card
• Another brick from the wall
• Another man's shoe
• Anti-aliasing cream
• Anti-bacterial software
• Anti-dot
• Anti-glitch cream
• Anti-mattress
• Anti-social network
• Anti-theft lockpick
• Antibacterial soapstone
• Antibody wash
• Antifreeze-pop
• Antihysteriamine
• Antimatter of fact
• Antiskeptic hand wash
• “Any” key
• Apocalypse date generator
• "Apocalypse Herald" newspaper
• Apocalypse insurance
• Apocalypstick
• Apothecary in a bottle
• Apple cipher
• Aqua vitae
• Aqueduct tape
• Arcade token
• Arcane sugar
• Archeological record album
• Archimedes' screwdriver
• Area 51 VIP pass
• Arena ticket
• "Arena's Wackiest Bloopers" movie
• Arenalin
• Argyle sock puppet
• Ark registration form
• Ark safety checklist
• Ark welder
• Arkitecture for dummies
• Armageddon survival manual
• Armoire of invincibility
• Armor cooling system
• Armor-piercing can opener
• Arsonist's cookbook
• Art registration form
• Artifact cleaning solution
• Artifact placeholder
• Artifact Price Guide: 601 g.e. Edition
• “Artifacts & Collectibles” magazine
• Artificial artifact
• Artillery battery
• Arty fact
• Ashes-to-dust converter
• Assault & battery charger
• Assemblage point
• Asset liquidizer
• Astral paper plane
• Astral projector
• "Atheism for Dummies" flyer
• Atheist's guide to heaven
• Athlete's footnote
• Atom balm
• Atomic bon-bon
• Atomic bond
• Atomic weight set
• Atrophy trophy
• Attached string
• "Attempted Try" trophy
• Attention spam
• Attention spanner
• Attention-seeking missile
• Attribute slider
• Audiobook of untold tales
• Aura-scope
• Author's note
• Autocarrot
• Autocorrection fluid
• "Autocorrection four Dummies" guide
• Autographed self-portrait
• "Avoiding Dummies for Dummies" book
• Award-winning award
• Awkward silence generator
• B-side
• Babbling book
• Babel fish
• Baby-free powder
• Back log
• Back pedal
• Background music generator
• Background radiator
• Backhand of fate
• Backseat driver's license
• Backstage pass
• Backstreet buoy
• Backup pan
• Backup plan
• Bacon of hope
• Bacon powder
• Bacterial subculture
• Bad breathalyzer
• Bad fanfiction
• Bad habit remover
• Bad horoscope
• Bad juju
• Bad penny
• Bad sign
• Badge of honorable mention
• Badminton rocket
• Bag of 99 red doubloons
• Bag of air
• Bag of championchips
• Bag of companionchips
• Bag of computer chips
• Bag of conspiracy nuts
• Bag of cut corners
• Bag of dirty thoughts
• Bag of empty promises
• Bag of filthy prawns
• Bag of holy shiitake mushrooms
• Bag of jellyfish sticks
• Bag of knuckle crackers
• Bag of legally-smuggled goods
• Bag of limited holding
• Bag of liquid nails
• Bag of lost marbles
• Bag of lovely bones
• Bag of navigational breadcrumbs
• Bag of nopes
• Bag of otter's noses
• Bag of popped peppercorn
• Bag of rehydrated raisins
• Bag of rejected suggestions
• Bag of scrabble tiles
• Bag of shoulder chips
• Bag of smithereens
• Bag of trophies
• Bag of unicorn flakes
• Baking soda volcano
• Balance tipper
• Bald spot remover
• Ball of fame
• Ballistic mistletoe
• Ballpark figurine
• Ballpoint quill
• Banana bomb
• Banana splitter
• Bananalyzer
• Bank pen
• Bar of code
• Bar of liquid soap
• Bar of spaghetti
• Bar tab
• Bar tab organizer
• Barbed wiretap
• Bargaining tool
• Barrel of bad apples
• Barrel of laughs
• Barrel scraper
• Bartering ram
• Basilisk breeder's manual
• Basket of egg bombs
• Bath bomb defusal kit
• Bathtub ring
• Battery (not included)
• Battery antacid
• Battery-powered battery charger
• Battery-powered paperweight
• Battle-ark boardgame
• Battlechip
• Beacon of hopelessness
• Bead of sweat
• Bean of light
• Bear necessities
• Beardcrumbs
• Beaten bush
• "Beauty and the Beastie" book
• Beauty mark
• Bed of snails
• Beehive of scum and villainy
• Beelzebubble gum
• Beer foam mattress
• Beer-battered beer
• Beer-scented soap
• Beginner's puck
• Behemoth-flavored tea
• Belated birthday cake
• Belated "get well" card
• Bellyjeans
• Bengal light
• Benjamin's button
• Berth certificate
• Bertrand's teapot
• Beryllium sphere
• Best boss award
• Best boss pin
• Best boss statuette
• "Best of Monsters" mixtape
• "Best of the Rest" award
• Beta artifact
• Beta carrot
• "Better Luck Next Time" trophy
• Between-the-lines magnifier
• Bi-polar compass
• Bible belt
• Biblical proportions
• Bicycle of life
• Big picture
• Bigger bang theory
• Bigger fish
• Bill of bragging rights
• Bill of lefts
• Bill of wrongs
• Binary abacus
• Binary array
• Binary bible
• Binary dice
• Binary haiku
• Binary sudoku page
• Binary sudoku puzzle
• Binary-tree seed
• Biodegradable diamond
• Biodegradable time capsule
• Bioenergy amplifier
• Biological clock
• Bit map
• Bit of a pickle
• Bit of bytes
• Bit of inspiration
• Bitcorn
• Bitterscotch candy
• Bittersweetener
• Black and white pen
• Black briefcase
• Black highlighter pen
• Black hole detergent
• Black hole punch
• Black magic marker
• Black mail
• Black market loyalty card
• Black market pamphlet
• Black pepper spray
• Black-and-white rainbow
• Black-and-whiteboard
• Blackbeard's razor
• Blank birth certificate
• Blank dice
• Blank grocery list
• Blank idea slip
• Blank rain check
• Blank spell scroll
• Blank tombstone
• Blank treasure map
• Blanket of snow
• Blanket term
• Blast from the past
• Blazing saddle
• Blind spot
• Block of administratium
• Blood-curdling cream
• Blood-drinking straw
• Blood-flavored lollipop
• Blood-splattered smiley badge
• Bloodbank loan
• Bloodbath salts
• Bloodstained 'free hugs' sign
• Blown cover
• Blown gasket
• Blue collar
• Blue pill of happiness
• Blue streak
• Blue tooth
• Blunting stone
• Board of education
• Bobby prize
• Body language translator
• Bold item
• Bone of contention
• Bone to pick
• Boneless chicken eggs
• Bonus chest
• Bonus track
• Booby prize
• Book dewormer
• Bōõk öf Ãççêñts
• Book of badtime stories
• Book of common knowledge
• Book of Common Preyers
• Book of convincing alibis
• Book of dungeon etiquette
• Book of Dupes
• Book of Dupes (2nd edition)
• Book of e-mail stamps
• Book of everyday miracles
• Book of expired prophecies
• Book of famous last words
• Book of generic pet names
• Book of glitchcraft
• Book of illegal jargon
• Book of lulz
• Book of neverending stories
• Book of old excuses
• Book of pseudoscience fiction
• Book of rejected prayers
• Book of saucery
• Book of single-letter words
• Book of skill
• Book of time stamps
• Book of trendy warcries
• Book of unprintable evil
• Book of unsubstantiated rumors
• Book of unwritten laws
• Book of unwritten rules
• Booklet "The 101 Things To Do If You Ever Became An Evil Overlord"
• Boonbox
• Boring machine
• Borrowed time machine
• Boss key
• Boss monster plushie
• Boss monster's paycheck
• Bosscoin
• Bottle cap collection
• Bottle in a bottle
• Bottle in a miniature ship
• Bottle in a ship
• Bottle labeled "Drink me"
• Bottle labeled "Eat me"
• Bottle of ad hoc solution
• Bottle of awesomesauce
• Bottle of beer from a wall
• Bottle of brainwashing detergent
• Bottle of breathable air
• Bottle of Bumchestershire sauce
• Bottle of canned HP
• Bottle of 'Common Scents' cologne
• Bottle of crocodile tears
• Bottle of dandelion wine
• Bottle of dead air
• Bottle of demonade
• Bottle of depressants
• Bottle of diet water
• Bottle of diluted water
• Bottle of djinn and tonic
• Bottle of domesticated beer
• Bottle of drinking tobacco
• Bottle of e-ink
• Bottle of eau de toilet
• Bottle of fairy-free milk
• Bottle of firewater
• Bottle of greenhouse gases
• Bottle of gusto
• Bottle of holy ale
• Bottle of indigestion pills
• Bottle of liquid courage
• Bottle of liquid cowardice
• Bottle of liquid ice
• Bottle of liquid rainbow
• Bottle of loveless potion
• Bottle of medicinal laughter
• Bottle of mojo
• Bottle of nail vanish
• Bottle of not-so-secret sauce
• Bottle of nuka-cola
• Bottle of powdered water
• Bottle of secret sauce
• Bottle of self-esteem
• Bottle of serial port wine
• Bottle of snake oil
• Bottle of talon varnish
• Bottle of thought cleanser
• Bottle of unidentified flying sauce
• Bottle of unscented perfume
• Bottle of USB port
• Bottle of virgin's tears
• Bottle of Vitameatavegamin
• Bottle of weeping pills
• Bottle of whatever
• Bottle of whine
• Bottle of workahol
• Bottle with a ghost ship
• Bottled nostalgia
• Bottled waterfall
• Bottom dollar
• Bottom line
• Bottom of a barrel
• Bottomless cup
• Bottomless hole
• Bouncing checkbook
• Bouquet of forget-me's
• Bouquet of heroic posies
• Bouquet of remember-me-nots
• Bouquet of tamed wildflowers
• Bouquet of ultraviolets
• Bouquet of whoopsy-daisies
• Bourbon legend
• Bowl of coinflakes
• Bowl of copypasta
• Bowl of decarbonara
• Bowl of instant karma
• Bowl of leeches and cream
• Bowl of petunias
• Bowl of primordial stew
• Box of broken dreams
• Box of death matches
• Box of disposable swords
• Box of exhibitionist matches
• Box of fig neutrons
• Box of fireproof matches
• Box of headless matches
• Box of infinite fruit loops
• Box of laundry deterrent
• Box of mismatches
• Box of past tenses
• Box of rejected ideas
• Box of second-hand matches
• Box of shame
• Box of short fuses
• Box of sins
• Box of smile wipes
• Box of spare time
• Box of web cookies
• Box with a question mark
• Box-shaped heart
• Boxer briefcase
• Boy Scout's badge
• Braille “Do Not Touch!” sign
• Braille magnifying glove
• Brain cell generator
• Brain tweezers
• Brainstorm forecast
• Brainwave
• Branch from an iron tree
• Branch of a family tree
• Brand new bag
• Brand-new piece of junk
• Brazen lyre
• Bread-powered toaster
• Breaking news repair kit
• Breaking point
• Breathtaking inhaler
• Breathtaking mint
• Bribe voucher
• Brick of fool's gold
• Brick of purest green
• Brick polishing kit
• "Bricks Happen" bumper sticker
• Bright future dimmer
• Briquette of dry wine
• Briquette of flame-retardant charcoal
• Broken ego
• Broken heart
• Broken heart monitor
• Broken invite
• Broken metaphor
• Broken news repair kit
• Broken "Out of order" sign
• Broken promise
• Broken rearview mirror
• Broken record
• Broken rule
• Broken rule book
• Broken slinky
• Broken soulcube
• Broken stereotype
• Broken water chip
• Broken will
• Bromantic novel
• Broom with a view
• Broomerang
• Brown note generator
• Brown paper lunch bag
• Brownian potion
• Brownie point
• Brutal smile
• Bubble of magnifying gas
• Bucket of antimatter
• Bucket of bolts
• Bucket of elbow grease
• Bucket of invisible paint
• Bucket of steam
• Bucket of striped paint
• Buckyball
• Buffalo wing
• Bugbear spray
• Bugfixer
• "Build your own unicorn" kit
• Bull's eyeglasses
• Bull's horn
• Bulletproof grass
• Bullseye drops
• Bun of steel
• Bunch of baloney
• Bunch of gripes
• Bunch of hallucinogenic dill
• Bunch of pansies
• Bunch of wilted flowers
• Bundle of DNA-chains
• Bundle of nerves
• Bundle of seven deadly pins
• Bunny-shaped bath soap
• Buoyant anchor
• Burial voucher
• Buried hatchet
• Burn notice
• Burnt calorie
• Burnt ice cube
• Burst bubble
• Busy signal amplifier
• Butt of a joke
• Butter cup
• Buttered finger
• Byte mark
• Bytecode fragment
• Cached check
• Caffeinated holy water
• Call to inaction
• Camouflask
• Can closer
• Can of ambrosia
• Can of asteroid repellent
• Can of black paint
• Can of blinker fluid
• Can of borrowed time
• Can of cootie repellent
• Can of debug spray
• Can of decompressed air
• Can of dehydrated water
• Can of doctored peppers
• Can of forced habits
• Can of frozen antifreeze
• Can of 'greener grass' paint
• Can of harespray
• Can of hug repellent
• Can of lethargy drink
• Can of midnight oil
• Can of monster mash
• Can of pain thinner
• Can of powdered toast
• Can of primordial ooze
• Can of refried jellybeans
• Can of reodorant
• Can of sensible string
• Can of serious string
• Can of soup du jour
• Can of spam
• Can of spinach
• Can of tribble food
• Can of tuna-safe dolphin
• Can of under-armor deodorant
• Can of uneasy cheese
• Can of whoopass
• Canceled life insurance policy
• Candied toothbrush
• Candle burnt at both ends
• Candy corn on the cob
• Candy from a stranger
• Candy gram
• Canned bread
• Canned heat
• Capital reward
• Captain's log
• Captain's pipe
• Carbon credit card
• Carbon footprint
• Carbon-dated soda
• Cardboard coffin
• Cardboard shuriken
• Care spray
• Career growth hormone
• Carnivorous thimble
• Carpal funnel
• Carriage of justice
• Carrot and stick gift set
• Carrot on a stick
• Carton of juicy gossip
• Case closer
• Case of hiccups
• Case of indigestion
• Case of the feels
• Case of the Mondays
• Cat in the bag
• Cat scanner
• Cat-flavored mouse food
• Cat's 9 lives coupon
• Cat's tenth life
• Cataclysmic converter
• Catalog of heroic poses
• Catalog of minor indiscretions
• Catalogue of monologues
• Catch-22
• Catch-up bottle
• Catchy line
• Cattle driver's license
• Caughtphrase
• Cautionary tail
• Cavity search warrant
• Cease-fire extinguisher
• Celestial bodywash
• Center of a donut
• Center of gravity
• Cerberus' flea collar
• Certificate of appreciation
• Certificate of eccentricity
• Certificate of heroism
• Certificate of incompletion
• Certificate of moderate sanity
• Chain letter opener
• Chain mail knitting pattern
• Chain of command
• Chain of events
• Chain reactor
• Chained crate
• Chainmail towel
• Chakra realigner
• Champignon
• Championchips
• Change of heart
• Change of plan
• Chaos engine
• Character creation kit
• Character flaw
• Character hardener
• Character-building block
• Chariot license
• Chastity belt spanner
• Cheap shot glass
• Cheat codex
• Check-mark box
• “Cheerful Hobbit” hair removal wax
• Cheery tomato
• Cheese moon
• Cheese wheel
• Cheesy pick-up line generator
• Cherry bomb pie
• Cherry Pi
• Chest hair curler
• Chest of silent applause
• Chick magnet
• Chicken magnet
• Chicken noodle soap
• Chicken noodle soup
• Chicken scratch
• 🦃Chicken salad
• Chicken's finger
• Childhood dream
• Chill pill
• Chimney sock
• Chip off the old block
• Chipped golden brick
• Chipped truth
• Chiseled feature
• Chloroform-scented candle
• Chocolate bar graph
• Chocolate bunny ear
• Chocolate dust bunny
• Chocolate microchip
• Chocolate rebar
• Chopping list
• Chordless guitar
• Christmas card
• Christmas cracker
• Christmas miracle
• Chrono trigger
• Chunk of concrete evidence
• Circadian clock
• Circadian rhythm guitar
• Circle of life
• Circular reference
• Circular void generator
• Circumstantial evidence
• Civil suitcase
• Class-action figure
• Classified document
• Clean pill of health
• Clean slate
• Clean whistle
• Clear-colored crayon
• Clever pun
• Cliché filter
• Cliff's hanger
• Clique bait
• Clockwork orange
• Close call
• Closed caption opener
• Closed loophole
• Closed mind
• Cloud chamber
• Cloud nine
• Cloud sewing kit
• Clown jewel
• Clutch of unscrambled eggs
• Cocktail umbrella
• Code of misconduct
• Code snippet
• Coffin brochure
• Coffin nail
• Coil of lathered rope
• Coil of platinum barbed wire
• Coined word
• Cold hard cashew
• Cold plate of revenge
• Cold shoulder
• Cold-air balloon
• Collapsible hole
• Collateral damage calculator
• Collection of Imperial March remixes
• Collection of multi-colored photons
• Collection of thoughts
• Collide-o-scope
• Colombian bow tie
• Colorful phrase
• Colorless kaleidoscope
• Columnist manifesto
• Comb-over
• Comfort zone map
• Comic timer
• Common cold compress
• Common essence
• Community chest
• Community property
• Compact discus
• Compact lenses
• Companion cube
• Compass without a needle
• Compelling backstory
• Compliment bait
• Complimentary death certificate
• Complimentary downgrade coupon
• Compost-it note
• Compound fracture
• Compulsive lyre
• Computer bug repellent
• Concentrated spirituality
• Concrete piñata
• Cone of silence
• Confidence booster seat
• Confidence-building block
• Confidentiality agreement
• Confidentiality disagreement
• Confusion core
• Conscience inhibitor
• Conscientious object
• Consolation pie
• Consolation prize
• Conspiracy theory
• Conspiracy walnut
• Constant number generator
• Constant variable
• Constellation prize
• Constructive witticism
• Contractual disagreement
• Contingency plan
• Continuum transfunctioner
• Contrabandage
• Contract lens
• Contradictionary
• Conundrum set
• Conversation piece
• Conversation starter
• Cookie jar
• Cool side of the pillow
• Cooties vaccine
• Copy of HeroWorld magazine
• Copy of the "what the" FAQ
• Cordless extension cord
• Cordless xylophone
• Corkscrew in a bottle
• Corn on the cobwebs
• Corner cutter
• Corner of the globe
• Corporate stepladder
• Corpse flower bouquet
• Cosmo knot
• Cottonmouth candy
• Couch potato peeler
• Could-have bean
• Counter pint
• Counterclockwise clock
• Counterfeit Godville invite
• Counterfeit love
• Couple of midichlorians
• Coupon de grace
• Coupon for %v% ©
• Coupon for a free coupon
• Courage requisition form
• Covalent bond
• Coy fish
• Cracked magic mirror
• Cracked whip
• Crackerjack prize
• Cradle of civilization
• "Crash Testing for Dummies" book
• Crayon of an unknown color
• Crazy train ticket
• Cream of the crop
• Creative account
• Creative juicer
• Creative license
• Creature comforter
• Credible treat
• Crème fatale
• Crescent moon rock
• Criminal smoothie
• Cringe-o-meter
• Critical moss
• Critical patch
• Crooked arrow
• “Crop circle pattern” book
• Cross-contaminant
• Cross-sword puzzle
• Crow's feet
• Crow's nest egg
• Crown jewel case
• Crumb of wisdom
• Crushed spirit
• Cryogenically preserved phoenix
• Cryptic metaphor
• Cryptic prophecy
• Cryptograham crackers
• Cryptographic novel
• Crystal ball bearing
• Cubic ball
• Cubist cigar
• Cult leaderboard
• Cultural shock absorber
• Cultural touchstone
• Culture shock absorber
• Cup of instant gratification
• Cup of javascript
• Cup of kindness
• Cup of rage
• Curious thing
• Current tissue
• Cursed scroll of blessings
• Cursive script decoder
• Customer base
• Customer disloyalty card
• Cut-and-pastry
• Cute angle
• Cutthroat lozenge
• Cyclops' eye drop
• Cyclops' eyepatch
• Cyclops' monocle
• Cyclops' spectacles
• D.I.Y. lobotomy kit
• D.I.Y. monster kit
• Daily special
• Dalmation figurine (101 pcs)
• Damaged pride repair kit
• Damn good coffee
• Dark energy bar
• Dark matter of fact
• Dark side's cookie
• Dark thoughts illuminator
• Darwin award
• Dash of hope
• Data griddle
• Data plan
• Data rope
• Data-scrubbing brush
• Dating agency questionnaire
• Davy Jones' locker
• “Day 4000 g.e.” flyer 🎉
• Daydream catcher
• Daylight saver
• Daylight savings reward card
• Daylight torch
• De-carbonated soda
• Deactivated charcoal
• Deactivated frankincense monster
• Dead beat
• Dead brain cell
• Dead brain slug
• Dead door nail
• Dead garden gnome
• Dead giveaway
• Dead man's chest
• Dead parrot
• Dead pet rock
• Dead pixel
• Dead weight
• Deadline extender
• Deal breaker
• Deal sealant
• Death box
• Death note
• Death support machine
• Death's chess set
• Deathalyzer kit
• Debt ceiling fan
• Debt to society
• Decaf coffee table
• Decaffeinated water
• "Decease & Desist" order
• Decibell
• Decimal place holder
• Deck of 52 praying cards
• Deck of blood donor cards
• Deck of carbs
• Declaration of dependence
• Declaration of impudence
• Declaration of romantic intent
• Deconstructive feedback
• Decoration of independence
• Decryption keychain
• Deductive seasoning
• Deep fried salad
• Deep space heater
• Definite article
• Definite dupe
• Defoliating scrub
• Defrag mint
• Defragmentation grenade
• Degenerator
• Degree of freedom
• Degree of separation
• Dehydrating lotion
• Dehydrating moisturizer
• Deja brew
• Déjà voodoo doll
• Déjà vuvuzela
• Deleted footage
• Deleted history book
• Deleted uranium
• Delight bulb
• Demagnetized moral compass
• Demotivational poster
• Depleted geranium
• Deploy-on-impact parachute
• Desanitizing lotion
• Desert rose
• Deserved parking spot
• Despair tire
• Destruction manual
• Deus ex machina
• Deus fax machina
• Developmental tissue
• Deviant tarts
• Devil's avocado
• Devil's handbasket
• Dewaffling iron
• Diamond in the rough
• Diamond in the rough draft
• Diary entry generator
• Diary of a feral hero
• Diary of a madman
• Diary of an abandoned hero
• Diary page 404
• Dictionary of typos
• Dictionary of unspoken words
• Diddly squat
• Diet coal
• Diet salt
• Different angle
• Diffraction grating
• Dig-your-own-tomb kit
• Digital abacus
• Digital hourglass
• Digital surfboard
• Dignity locator
• Dihydrogen monoxide potion
• Dimensional destabilizer
• Diploma of diplomacy
• Director's cutlery
• Dirty deed
• Dirty little secret
• Disaccordian
• Disappointment ointment
• Disarmchair
• Disassembling kit
• Disasterpiece
• Disbelief suspenders
• Discharged doomsday device
• Discharged lightning bolt
• Discharged wand of wishing
• Disciplinary action figure
• Disclosed secret
• Discolouring book
• Disconnect-the-dots book
• Discredited card
• Disembalming fluid
• Disembodied voice box
• Disengagement ring
• Dish of well-done sashimi
• Dish of well-done sushi
• Disharmonica
• Dishonorary degree
• Dislike button
• Dismembership card
• Dispatchula
• Disposable recycling bin
• Disposable soul patch
• Disposable thumb
• Disposable tombstone
• Dissociate's degree
• Distaste test
• Distended warranty
• Disturbing thought
• Divine spark
• Divine whetstone
• Divinity collage
• DIY resurrection kit
• "Do Disturb" sign
• "Do Not Feed the Tribbles" sign
• "Do not remove" sticker
• Doc-in-a-box
• Dodged ball
• Dolphin towel
• "Don't be a noob" guide
• “Don't Contact Us” form
• Don't-do-it-yourself guide
• Donation box
• Donut hole puncher
• Donut holster
• Doom scroll
• Doom-it-yourself manual
• Doormat
• Dose of reality
• Dot net
• Dotcom bubble
• Double cross
• Double dip
• Double elexir
• Double eyepatch
• Double healix
• Double helix corkscrew
• Double take
• Double-barreled shot glass
• Double-edged spork
• Double-ended candle
• Downward spiral
• Dragon drop
• Dragon Dungeon map
• Dragon egg incubator
• Dragon wheel
• Dragon's breathalyzer
• Dragonbreath mint
• Dragonfly scale
• Dramatic entrance fee receipt
• Dramatic exit strategy
• Dramatic flare
• Drawing of a conclusion
• Dreadmill
• Dream machine
• Dream sweetener
• Dream tosser
• Dried-out marker
• Drift catcher
• “Drink. Pray. Fight.” sticker
• Drinking horn
• DRM-protected diary
• Drop-down menu
• Drop of uncertainty
• Dropped hint
• Drug test cheat sheet
• Dry icicle
• “Dry Paint” sign
• Dry-erase quill
• Dual core apple
• Dual screen stone tablet
• Dub-stepladder
• Dub-stepping stone
• Duct tape recorder
• Dug chest
• Dumb luck
• Dumbrella
• Dummies' guide to guides
• “Dummy's Guide to Dummies” guide
• Dungeon air freshener
• Dungeon brew
• Dungeon driver's license
• Dungeon floor plan
• Dungeon key
• Dungeon travel brochure
• Dupe detector
• "Dupe!" stamp
• Duplicated copy
• Dust collector
• Dust trail
• Dwarf star
• Dye of boredom
• Dyslexic lexicon
• E-bookcase
• Ear of the %monster%
• Ear wig
• Earth wind and fire alarm
• Earthly newspaper
• Earwax candle
• Easter cake 🥧
• Easter egg
• Easter egg detector
• Easter eggplant
• Easy button
• Eau de napalm
• Ebonite rod
• Eclectic guitar
• Eco-friendly rock
• Edge of a sphere
• Edge of reason
• Edible pie chart
• Eerie silence generator
• Ego alternator
• Ego repair kit
• Ego trip planner
• Ego-friendly product
• Egolocator
• Elastic wishbone
• Elbow room generator
• Elder's scroll
• Elderberry scroll
• Electric compass
• Electric currants
• Electric hypewriter
• Electric sundial
• Electromagnetic oil
• Electron horoscope
• Elegant solution
• Elemeno pea
• Element of surprise
• Elephant's memory stick
• Eleventh diary entry
• Elf-defense book
• Eligible bachelor's degree
• Elixir of hydration
• Elven ear sharpener
• Email envelope
• “Embalming for Mummies” book
• Embarrassing baby picture
• Embarrassing sound effect
• Emergency bacon
• Emergency donut
• Emergency entrance sign
• Emergency exit
• Emergency flirtation device
• Emoji hieroglyph
• Emoji translator
• Emotional destabilizer
• Emotional randomizer
• Emotional rollercoaster ticket
• Emotional shock absorber
• Emotional support
• Empirical ruler
• Empty bag of promises
• Empty box of GECK
• Empty can of whoop-ass
• Empty cookie jar
• Empty flask of immortality
• Empty genie lamp
• Empty inventory slot
• Empty pocket
• Empty save slot
• Empty soulstone
• Empty treasure chest
• Emulator of a simulator
• Encrypted file
• Encryption keychain
• Encyclopedia Godvillia
• Encyclopedia Heroica
• Encyclopedia Monsterica
• End of a Möbius strip
• End of a rope
• End of the line
• Endangered monsters list
• Energy-saving candle
• Enigma machine
• Enlightening bolt
• Ennui potion
• Enthusiasm curber
• Entropy inverter
• Epileptic tree's seed
• Epitaph customizer
• Erasable tombstone
• Ergonomic torture device
• Escapade pod
• Escape key
• Escape route
• Essence of awesomeness
• Essence of health
• Essence of nonsense
• Essence of nothing
• Essence of wealth
• Eternal hope spring
• Ethyl juice soda
• Evening-before pill
• Event horizon invitation
• Everlasting goblinstopper
• Everlasting gobstopper
• "Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About <CENSORED>" brochure
• Eviction notice
• Evidence plant
• Evil eye candy
• Evil laugh track
• Evil plan incubator
• Evil rights amendment
• Evolutionary scale
• Evolving door
• Exact approximator
• Excalibur's stone
• Excitement container
• Exclamation pint
• Executable file
• Executive mushroom
• Exhibit B
• Exhibitionist matches
• Existential bread
• Existential pane
• Exorcise ball
• Exorcise machine
• Exotic handbag
• Exotic seashell
• Expansive artifact
• Expected twist
• Expelbook
• Expensive freebie
• Expired artifact
• Expired gift certificate
• Expired invincibility potion
• Expired marriage license
• Expired time-travel potion
• Expletive bleeper
• Explosive firework
• Extendable antenna
• Extinction cord
• Extinction event planner
• Extra chromosome
• Extra life
• Extra turn
• Eye candy
• Eye of potato
• Eye of the %monster%
• Eye of the beholder
• Eye of the storm
• Eye opener
• Eye pod
• Eyebrowser
• Fabergé egg timer
• Fabergé omelette
• Fabric hardener
• Fabric of time
• Fabricated fabric
• Face balm
• Face palm oil
• "Facts About Fiction" pamphlet
• "Facts of Life" popup book
• Fail safe
• Fairy ale
• Fairy's tail
• Fake guild badge
• Fake sunburn kit
• Faked potato
• Fallen hero's last will
• Fallen star
• False alarm clock
• False cod
• False god particle
• False hope
• False sense of security
• False testimony
• Falsetto alarm
• Family jewel
• Family tree branch
• Family tree seed
• Family tree trimmer
• Family values
• Fan Mail
• Fanboy repellent
• Fangirl repellent
• Fantastic flour
• Fantasy archetype
• Fashion statement
• Fatal exception
• Faustian bargain bin
• Faux paw
• Feather-bound journal
• Feather weight
• Fedora of the explorer
• Fee radical
• Female-to-male phrasebook
• Ferrous wheel
• Fez dispenser
• Fibonacci sequencer
• Fibonacci sequins
• Fiddler's elbow
• Fiddlestick
• Fiddlesticks
• Fifth element
• Fight club rulebook
• Fight data recorder
• Fight-or-flight simulator
• Figment of procrastination
• Figment of the imagination
• Figure "5" in gold
• Figure of speech
• Filet o' satellite fish
• Filet-o-flesh
• Fill-in-the-blanket
• Fillet of the %monster%
• Filthy lyre
• Filthy trap
• Final aid kit
• Final countdown clock
• Final written warning
• Finder's fee
• Fine-tuning fork
• Fine kettle of fish
• Fine printer
• Fingerprint magnet
• Finished connect-the-dots book
• Finite loop
• Fire and brimstone gift set
• Fire in the hole
• Fire on the stick
• Firefox tail
• Fireproof bush
• Firewall brick
• Fireworks set
• First piece of the puzzle
• First-in-line ticket
• First-raid kit
• Fish in a barrel
• Fish-call
• Fission chip
• Fission chips
• Fist bumper sticker
• Five-finger discount card
• Five-second rulebook
• Fix-a-dent
• Fixer elixir
• Flambouyancy aid
• Flame-retardant charcoal
• Flammable fire extinguisher
• Flash mop
• Flash-flood drive
• Flask of automa-tonic
• Flask of dandelion wine
• Flask of distilled moonlight
• Flask of dragon's tears
• Flask of liquid vacuum
• Flask of living water
• Flask of witch's brewski
• Flat globe of Godville
• Flattering picture
• Flavor reducer
• Flawed coping mechanism
• Flea magnet
• Flexible option
• Flight data recorder
• Flimsy excuse
• Flip side
• Fluffy wambler
• Flute of the loom
• Flux incapacitor
• Flying carpet cleaner
• Flying fish feather
• Flying pig feather
• Flying toaster
• Foam rubber barbell
• Foe pass
• Fog of war machine
• Folder N666
• Food coloring book
• Food colouring pencil
• Food pyramid
• Fool's goldfish
• Foolproof pan
• Foot solder
• Forbidden fruit
• Forbidden scroll of moderate blasphemy
• Forged heat signature
• Forged signature
• Forget-me-knot
• Forget-me-now flower
• Forgetful foam mattress
• Forgotten memory
• Fork in the road
• Fortune-teller's kit
• Fossil record player
• Fossilized thesaurus
• Fountain plug
• Four leaf notebook
• Fracture of a second
• Fragrance grenade
• Fragrant accusation
• Frame of mind
• Frame of reference
• Framed cave painting
• Frank incense
• Fraternity test
• Frayed knot
• "Free beer" ticket
• Free cheese
• Free fall accelerator
• 'Free hug' coupon
• Free lunch
• Free sample
• "Free Shrugs" sign
• Free-of-charge battery
• Free-range ant farm
• Free-range vegetable
• Freeze flame
• Frequent-fleeing club card
• Fresh lemonaid
• Freudian slip
• Friar alarm
• Fried chicanery
• Friend-zoning permit
• Friendly fire
• Friends filter
• Frogspawn point
• “From Valhalla, with love” postcard
• Frontstage pass
• Frosted snowflake
• Frozen can of antifreeze
• Frozen fireball
• Frugalhorn
• Fruit loop
• Fruit of ignorance
• Fruit of knowledge
• Fruit of labor
• Full-color blueprint
• Full-size scale model
• Fully automatic manual
• Fun-sized health potion
• Funeral home loyalty card
• Funky beet
• Funny bone
• Fur of the %monster%
• Futile resistor
• Futon torpedo
• Future antique
• Fuzzy dice
• Fuzzy logic
• Gagging order
• Galactic acid
• Galaxy in a jar
• Game stopper
• Gangster's pair of dice
• Gap-toothed comb
• Gas leek
• Gaslit candle
• Gastronomical unit
• Gear of war
• Geiger discounter
• General motor
• Generic goodness in a bottle
• Generic holiday card
• Generic loot
• Generic object
• Genetic lottery ticket
• Genetic make-up remover
• Genetic marker
• Genome map
• "Gentleman's Guide to Profanity" booklet
• Gently weeping guitar
• Genuine imitation
• Get well later card
• Get-into-jail-free card
• Get-out-of-jail-free card
• Get-worse card
• Ghost pepper
• Ghostcard
• Giant miniature
• Gibberish translator
• Gif card
• Gift horse mouthwash
• Gift of fate
• Giggler counter
• Gilded fleece
• Gilt complex
• Gist of it
• Glass eye
• Glass hammer
• Glass jaw
• Glass of troubled water
• Glimmer of hope
• Globe of Discworld
• Glow-in-the-dark matter
• Glowing pumpkin
• Gluten tag
• Gnome-made cookies
• Gnome's genome
• Gnomish beard growth amplifier
• “Go Away” doormat
• Go-with-the-flow chart
• Goat hanger
• Goblet of ire
• Gobstarter
• God tags
• “God-Hero” dictionary
• “GodlyFans” subscription
• “Godopoly” boardgame
• Godpowder
• Godville Admin bobblehead
• Godville days counter (4000 pcs) 🎉
• 'Godville' embroidered towel
• “Godville for atheists” travel guide
• "Godville or Bust!" sticker
• Godville particle
• Godville Times (anniversary edition) 🎉
• "Godville Times" newspaper
• Godville's 10 Commandments scroll
• Godvoice jammer
• Gold brick mold
• Gold coin counter
• Gold farmer's almanac
• Gold fish
• Gold-plated fish
• Golden brick
• Golden cinder block
• Golden egg timer
• Golden eye
• Golden facepalm
• Golden fiddle
• Golden LEGO brick
• Golden parachute
• Golden pumpkin pie
• Golden snitch
• Golden ticket
• Golden trowel
• Golden whistle
• Good buoy
• Good excuse
• Good intentions paver
• Good point
• Good-for-nothing thing
• Goodies chest
• Goose bumps
• Goose egg
• Gopher wood brick
• Gordian knot
• Grain of ampersand
• Grain of salt
• Granddaughter clock
• Grandma's pie
• Grandmother board
• Grape of mild irritation
• Grape of wrath
• Graphics engine
• Graphite dispenser
• Grassroots champagne
• Gravity-defying apple
• Gravy boat
• Grayscale color wheel
• Greased lightning
• Greasy smile
• Green fairy in a bottle
• Green noise generator
• Green thumb
• Gregorian colander
• Grenade pin
• Grenadine launcher
• Griddle of the Sphinx
• Gridkey
• Griefcase
• Grip on reality
• Grounded broomstick
• Grounds for complaint
• Grown-up safety lock
• Grudge holster
• Guacamolecule
• Guess list
• Guesstimated data
• Guide to evil laughs
• Guide to Godville's nightlife
• "Guide to Obscure References" book
• Guide to solo hide-and-seek
• Guide to the galaxy
• Guild graduation group photo
• Guild recruitment pamphlet
• Guilt trip ticket
• Guilty conscience
• Guitar shredder
• Gullibility antidote
• Gulp of freedom
• Gum with a shoe on it
• Gummi bear trap
• Gummi bearskin rug
• Gummie bear claw
• Gummy monsters
• Gumpowder
• Gutter ball
• Gyroscoop
• Habitual lyre
• Hackneyed trope
• Haiku point
• Hair loss spray
• Hair of the dog
• Hair trigger
• Hairball
• Half a clue
• Half a pair of pants
• Half a shebang
• Half an hourglass
• Half an ounce of compassion
• Half empty bottle of optimism
• Half of a hole
• Half of a whole
• Half of an unbreakable vow
• Half planck
• Half-baked idea
• Half-eaten apple
• Half-eaten homework
• Half-eaten magical bean
• Half-eaten poisoned apple
• Half-full glass
• Half-life insurance
• Hall pass
• Hallowed coffee grounds
• Hammer of realignment
• Hammer time machine
• Hamster prayer wheel
• Hand in a cookie jar
• Hand insanitizer
• Hand satanizer
• Handbook of bad ideas
• Handbook of double standards
• Handful of identical snowflakes
• Handful of nuts
• Handful of small change
• Handle on things
• Hangover cure pill
• Happily ever aftershave
• Happy death-day card
• Happy little tree
• Hard rocking chair
• Hard truth
• Hard-boiled eggnog
• Hardware softener
• Hare remover
• Harpy meal
• Harsh pill to swallow
• Harshmellow
• Hatemail
• Haunted doll house
• Haymaker
• Haz mat
• Hazardous minerals map
• Head on a swivel
• Head scratcher
• Headless matches
• Headphones of entanglement
• Healixir
• Health bar
• Heart of gold
• Heart of the matter
• Heart of the %monster%
• Heart string
• Heart warmer
• Heartifact
• Heat-resistant snowball
• Heaven's sake
• Heavy burden
• Heavy-metal detector
• Hedge fund trimmer
• Hefty argument
• Heisenburger
• Hell pass
• Hell raisin
• Hell's bell
• Hellfire extinguisher
• Helluva thing
• Helping hand
• Heptahedral nut
• "Hero of the Day" award
• Hero service survey
• Hero-be-gone spray
• Hero's Guide to Edible Monsters
• "Heroes of Godville" calendar
• "Heroes Wanted!" flyer
• Herolympic torch
• HeroWorld magazine
• Herring aid
• Hex tape
• Hexbox
• Hexcavator
• Hexed key
• Hidden agenda
• Hidden content
• Hidden depths gauge
• Hidden folder
• Hidden gem
• Hidden potentiometer
• Hide of a wanted monster
• High-definition dictionary
• High-definition pixel
• High-profile case
• High-hanging fruit
• High-heeled horseshoe
• Highlight reel
• Hippocratic oats
• History eraser
• History repeater
• Hitchhiker's guide to insanity
• Hive of activity
• Hobgoblet
• Hog wash
• Hog's wart
• Holey pail
• Holey water bottle
• Holodeck of cards
• Holograham cracker
• Hologram of a temple
• Holy cowbell
• Holy crepe
• Holy grill
• Holy gruel
• Holy powercell
• Holy smoke generator
• Holy water bill
• Holy water with extra calcium
• Homicide note
• Homing bacon
• Honey pot
• Honey trap
• Hoof of the %monster%
• Hopeless case
• Hopscotch tape
• Horn of just enough
• Horn of the %monster%
• Horrorscope
• Horse armor pack
• Horse-drawn cartoon
• Horsefeather
• Horseshoe from a spherical horse
• Hostile makeover kit
• Hot gossip
• Hot pocket
• Hot seat
• Hot spot
• Hourglass figure
• House of cards
• 'How to be a Monster' guide
• “How to Breed a Hero” manual
• “How to Drain Your Flagon” manual
• 'How to Serve Heroes' cookbook
• “How to Taunt Monsters” handbook
• Hubble Kaleidoscope
• Huckleberry gin
• Hug simulator
• Huggable cactus
• Hum drum
• 'Human Gnome Project' folder
• Human pyramid scheme
• Humane resource
• Humor analysis machine
• Hunchbox
• Hungry tribble
• Hurricane in a bottle
• Hydraulic pumpkin
• Hyper-ventilation shaft
• Hyperallergenic pillow
• Hyperventi latte
• Hypocritical mass
• Hypothetical loot
• "I am Hero's Name Here" badge
• “I have a T-shirt” T-shirt
• ‘I Love Godville’ T-shirt
• “I Love Godville” T-shirt
• "I survived the Rapture" T-shirt
• I.O.U. note
• “I've been framed” photo frame
• Iambic thermometer
• Ice cream sculpture
• Ice pack
• Ice sculpture of a cube
• Icebreaker
• Iceburger
• Iced tea cozy
• ID-10T form
• Idea polisher
• Ideabox rejection letter
• Ideabox survival guide
• Idolized salt
• Igpay Atinlay ictionaryday
• Ill-spent youth potion
• Ill-tempered glass
• Illegal notepad
• Illegal-sized paper
• Illegally binding document
• Illogic puzzle
• Illogical explanation
• Illustrated philosophy textbook
• Imaginary estate license
• Imaginary friend
• Imaginary letter
• Imaginary threat
• Imbalance sheet
• Immobile phone
• Immoral compass
• Immunity booster rocket
• Imperfect attendance award
• Imperial merch
• Implosive detonator
• Imported bookmark
• Imposing figurine
• "Impress Your Deity 101" book
• Improbability chart
• Improbability drive
• Impulse purchase
• “In Godville We Trust” coin
• In-fight movie
• In-game currency
• In-your-face cream
• Inaction figurine
• Inactivity tracker
• Inanimate carbon rod
• Inconceivable notion
• Inconvenient tooth
• Incremental change
• Incriminating evidence
• Indifference engine
• Indigestion pills
• Indirect order
• Indra's net
• Inductive seasoning
• Industry standard
• Inexperience point
• Inferiority complex
• Infernal clock
• Infinite capacity bag (full)
• Infinite loop
• Inflatable anchor
• Inflatable dartboard
• Inflatable decoy hero
• Inflatable dragon
• Inflatable drinking companion
• Inflatable ego
• Inflatable minion
• Inflatable paperweight
• Inflatable voodoo doll
• Inflated self-image
• Infodumpling
• Infrared pen
• Ink-proof paper
• Inner beauty cream
• Inner child safety seat
• Inner dialogue box
• Inner lightbulb
• Inner shelf
• Inner voice amplifier
• Inquisitor's starter kit
• Insani tea
• Insecurity camera
• Insensitive toothpaste
• Inside joke
• Inside-out disco ball
• Insider tip
• Inspector's gadget
• Inspi-ration
• Instant beer tablet
• Instant slow-cooked stew
• Insufficient data
• Insufficient fund
• Intangible item
• Intercontinental breakfast
• Intergalactic postage stamp
• Interstellar duster
• Interstellar postage stamp
• Intravenous flytrap
• Intrinsic value meal
• Invalid answer sheet
• Invalid password generator
• Inventory list
• Inventory stuffing
• Invisible artifact
• Invisible bottle of ink
• Invisible ink eraser
• Invisible warning sign
• Invite to dungeon
• Invite to Godville
• Iodine solution
• IP address book
• IQ degenerator
• IQ point
• IQ-tip
• Iridium flare
• Irony detector
• Irredeemable coupon
• Irrelevant quest item
• Irresistible charm
• Irreversible palindrome
• Item randomizer
• Ivory coaster
• Jail bait
• Jam-packed sandwich
• Jammed panic-button
• Jar of aging cream
• Jar of cloud residue
• Jar of common cents
• Jar of condensed steam
• 🦃Jar of cranberry sauce
• Jar of greased lightning
• Jar of hard feelings
• Jar of hope
• Jar of ignoble gas
• Jar of jumping jellybeans
• Jar of leeches
• Jar of mojo
• Jar of perfectoplasm
• Jar of pickled pixies
• Jar of pre-counted beans
• Jar of reputation tarnish
• Jar of right-wing nuts
• Jar of self-respect
• Jar of sonic boom
• Jar of space jam
• Jar of third party cookies
• Jar of traffic jam
• Jar of uncultured yogurt
• Jar of wildlife preserves
• Jar of window dressing
• Jar with free bees
• Java scripture
• Jaw droppings
• Jaw of defeat
• Je ne sais quoi
• Jelly beanstalk
• Jellyfish skull
• Judgement Day calendar
• Jug o' naught
• Jug of drinking tobacco
• Jug of unidentified flying sauce
• Jumping jellybeans
• Jungle bell
• Junk box
• Jurassic parking meter
• Just-in-timer
• Ka-boombox
• Kamikaze survival guide
• Kangaroo's pouch
• Karate chopstick
• Karma insurance
• Karma maintenance handbook
• Karma suture
• Kernel of corny wisdom
• Kernel of truth
• Key to happiness
• Key to room 101
• Key to success
• Key to the executive washroom
• Key to understanding
• Keys to the caps lock
• "Kick me" post-it note
• Kick-dented bucket
• Kill switch
• Kilogram of feathers
• Kinetic energy bar
• King's bounty
• King's ransomware
• Kissing booth coupon
• Kitchen sink
• Kitchen synchrotron
• Klein bottle
• Kleptonite
• Knife blunter
• Knit-picking kit
• Kooky jar
• Kraken leash
• Lack of achievement award
• Lag spike
• Lair spray
• Lamp of illumination
• Landmarker
• Larva lamp
• Laser bean
• Last drop of humanity
• Last gnome address
• Last laugh record
• "Last meal" voucher
• Last of the mojitos
• Last place trophy
• Last Resort postcard
• Last slice of pizza
• Last straw
• Last ten digits of pi
• Last year's calendar
• Late-warning system
• Laughing chicken stock
• Laughing matter
• Laughing stock
• Laughing stock cube
• Laughing stock option
• Lava lampshade
• Lead balloon
• Lead paint chips
• Leaf from a money tree
• Leaf of faith
• Leaky cauldron
• Leaky flange
• Leaky pipe dream
• “Learn LISP in 24 Centuries” book
• Learner's permit
• Learning curve
• Least wanted poster
• Leather-bound vegan cookbook
• Left-handed guitar pick
• Left-handed pencil
• Left-handed screw
• Left-handed screwdriver
• Leftover leftovers
• Legal mumbo-jumbo
• Legal nonsense
• Legal tenderloin
• Legally binding rope
• Legally blinding contract
• Legally-smuggled goods
• Lemmings' guide to cliff diving
• Lemon cello
• Lemon limestone
• Lemon-scented weapon wipe
• Less-than-stellar star chart
• Lesser of two goods
• Letter of recondemnation
• Letter to Santa Claus
• Liability report
• License to chill
• License to drill
• License to kill
• License to maim
• License to own a license
• Life bulb
• Life in a nutshell
• Lifegourd
• Light-activated shadow
• Lightning bolt cutter
• Lightning-emitting diode
• Lightweight anvil
• Likely story
• Lime of communication
• Limited lifetime warranty
• Limited thyme offer
• Link of the food chain
• Link to the past
• Lion's share of meat
• Liquid crystal ball
• Liquified crystal
• List of 7 Unspeakable Words
• List of afterlife goals
• List of buckets
• List of endangered monster species
• List of excuses
• List of grievances
• List of haggling tips
• List of inventories
• List of must-have artifacts
• List of obligatory references
• List of stupid ideas
• List of symptoms
• List of true lies
• List of unproven facts
• "Literacy for Dummies" book
• Litterbug repellent
• "Little Alchemist" starter kit
• "Little Hero" night-light
• Little white lye
• Liver replacement coupon
• Llama lamp
• Load of codswallop
• Loading bar
• Loadstone
• Loaf of liquid bread
• Lock-shaped key
• Log of rhythm
• Log-a-rhythm
• Logarithmic abacus
• Logic chain
• Logic gate
• Logic warper
• Loitering permit
• Long idea shortener
• Loop hole
• Loophole punch
• Loose cannon
• Loose end
• Loose screw
• Loose tongue
• Lootbox
• Lorem Ipsum dictionary
• Loser pointer
• Losing raffle ticket
• Lost marble cake
• Lost scroll of finding
• Lost sole
• Lost will and testament
• Love handle
• Love nest
• Love potion #8
• Love triangle
• Love triangulator
• Love-hate letter
• Lovely bunch of coconuts
• Low blood alcohol alarm
• Low profile
• Low-fat lard
• Low-fat poison
• Low-hanging loot
• Low-key card
• Luck toughener
• Lucky jackalope's foot
• Lucky paw of the %monster%
• Lucky penny
• Lucky seahorse shoe
• Lucky snake's foot
• Lucky starfish
• Lump of poetic wax
• Lump of protoplasm
• Lunacy calendar
• Lunar cell
• Lunar powered sundial
• Lunar wax
• Lunar-powered battery
• Lunch money
• Lunchbox of Notre Dame
• Lute bag
• Lye detector
• Machine gum
• Machine that goes “ping”
• Macrophone
• "Made in Godville" label
• Magic 69 ball
• Magic hate ball
• Magical lump
• Magical metal attractor
• Magnified glass
• Magnifying glass eye
• Magnum opus
• Mail-order bribe
• Major setback
• Majority report
• Male-to-female phrasebook
• Malnutrition bar
• Malnutrition supplement
• Mana lotion
• Mandatory fun manual
• Mandelbrot set
• Mangy fur coat of a monster
• Many-splendored thing
• Map of an ogre's erogenous zones
• Map of Godville's sewers
• Map of nowhere
• Map of purgatory
• Map of somewhere
• Map of the other side
• Map of uncharted territory
• Map to Shangri-La
• Marble counter offer
• Mark of extinction
• Mark of the yeast
• Marker of words
• Market bubble
• Marshmelon
• Masquerade mask
• Masterless timepiece
• Matter horn
• Matter of perspective
• Matter-antimatter converter
• Maximum security prism
• Mayan colander
• Mazeltov cocktail
• Measure of gravitas
• Med-kitten
• Medal of dishonor
• Medical certificate of sanity
• Medical handwriting decoder
• Medicine dropper of holy water
• Medicine-flavoured fruit
• Medieval jukebox
• Medium-rare earth metal
• Medium-rare item
• Medusa hairnet
• Mega-bite
• Melted icicle
• Meme catcher
• Memeograph machine
• Memoir of a goldfish
• Memoir of a monster
• Memoir of an amnesiac
• Memoirs of a goldfish
• Memory card
• Memory-erasing foam
• Mental block
• Mental capacitor
• Mental floss
• Mental note
• Mental notepaper
• Mental photograph
• Mental picture
• Meowing box
• Merchant's tooth
• Mesh parachute
• Metaphor mixer
• Metaphorical cookie
• Meteor showerhead
• Metric spork
• Micro waiver
• Microchips and dip
• Microfiche and chips
• Micrognomicon
• Micropotatochip
• Mid-fight snack
• Mid-life chrysalis
• Midas touchscreen
• Midnight oil lamp
• Midnight train ticket
• Migratory coconut
• Milestone directory
• Milestone polisher
• Milestone tally counter
• Military grade alcohol
• Millennium flagon
• Millstone necklace
• Mime control device
• Mime's invisible box
• 🦃Mince pie
• Minced word
• Mind opener
• Mind screw
• Mind screw up
• Mind-cleansing wipes
• Mindless control device
• Miniature siege tower
• Minimizing glass
• Minor cord
• Minor glitch
• Minor miracle
• Minor setback
• Minstrel cycle
• Mint conditioner
• Mint-condition mint
• Mirror of self-reflection
• Mirth control pills
• Misantropical fruit
• Miscalculator
• Misconception pill
• Miserecorder
• Misfire alarm
• Misfortune cookie
• Mislabeled potion
• Misplaced confidence
• Misplaced forget-me-not
• Missing backbone
• Missing ingredient
• Missing jigsaw piece
• Missing link
• Missing puzzle piece
• Missionary positioning system
• Misstep counter
• Mistaken identity card
• Mithril putty
• Mixed message
• Mixed message decoder
• Mnemonic device
• Mobile medic
• Mobile phone booth
• Möbius donut
• Model of a model citizen
• Model train wreck
• Modesty award
• Modicum of decorum
• Modular nodule
• Moisturizing potion
• Moldy grail
• Mole detector
• Mole-extracting shovel
• Molecular cell phone
• Molehill-to-mountain converter
• Molten lavalamp
• Mondae
• Money laundering basket
• Money-laundering detergent
• Money-tree sapling
• Monkey business suit
• Monkey tennis racket
• Monkey-back guarantee
• Monolingual translator
• Monologue catalogue
• Monopole magnet
• “Monster Anatomy” appendix
• Monster colouring book
• "Monster Crossing" road sign
• Monster etiquette book
• “Monster Fancier” periodical
• %monster% identikit
• “Monster Interrogation 101” syllabus
• Monster magnet
• Monster repellent
• Monster University diploma
• Monster-of-the-month badge
• Monster-slaying license
• Monster's diary
• Monster's family photo
• Monster's ink
• Monster's union handbook
• Monsters' ball invite
• 'Monsters' Rights Movement' pamphlet
• Monsturizing cream
• Monumental tusk
• Mood destabilizer
• Mood lightning
• Moon-walking permit
• Moontan lotion
• Moose trap
• Moral bankruptcy notice
• Moral compress
• Moral fiber
• Moral fibre supplement
• Moral support beam
• Moral to a story
• Moral victory speech
• Morgue loyalty card
• Morning-ever-after pill
• Mortal oil
• Mosquito attractant spray
• Mosquito luring whistle
• Motion potion
• Motivational sneaker
• Motley crucifix
• “Motto of the Day” calendar
• Muffler belt
• Multicellular phone
• Multicolored ink bottle
• Multiple personality organizer
• Multiplication tablecloth
• Multiversal remote
• Mural of a story
• Murphy's lawbook
• Mush-berry
• Mushmallow
• Musical note
• Musical saw
• Mussel sprout
• Must-have gadget
• Mustard cutter
• Mutafacient testudinate
• Mysterious rash
• Mystery box
• Mystery meat
• Mystery meatball
• Myth duster
• Name calling card
• Name-calling card
• Nano screw bolt
• Nap sack
• Narscissors
• Natural log
• Navigational breadcrumbs
• Necronomicomic
• Necronomnomnomicon
• Necrotelicomicon
• Nectar of the dogs
• Needle
• Needle from a haystack
• Negative feedback form
• Negative feedbag
• Negative zero
• Nervous tick
• Nest egg
• Neutral ion
• Never-drying glue
• Never-ending short story
• Never-ending storybook
• "New Geek Mythology" book
• New leaf
• New perspective
• New world order form
• Newfangled doohickey
• Next big thing
• Nice cup of tea
• Nicotine eye patch
• Night watch
• Night-and-day switch
• Nightmare scenario
• Nine pieces of eight
• Nitty gritty
• “No pet parking” sign
• No-leaf clover
• No-money-back guarantee
• No-pressure cooker
• No-thank-you note
• No-way ticket
• Noble gas can
• Noise whitener
• Noise-cancelling loudspeaker
• Non-absorbent napkin
• Non-descript legendary item
• Non-essential oil
• Non-Euclidean roadmap
• Non-existential spoon
• Non-functioning token
• Non-fungible artifact
• Non-metal detector
• Non-Newtonian apple
• Non-slip banana peel
• Non-stick duct tape
• Non-stick panpipe
• Non-stop watch
• None-of-your-business card
• Nonsense sensor
• Nonstopwatch
• Noob tube
• Norse code book
• Northern lights switch
• Nose of the Sphinx
• Nose-flute
• 'Not to-do' list
• Not-so-heavy metal
• Note to self
• “Nothing to Declare” form
• Nothing-to-do list
• Novel tea
• Nuclear energy drink
• Nuclear fuchsia plant
• Nuclear wastebasket
• Nudist costume
• Nugget of freeze-dried steam
• Nugget of wisdom
• Nukulele
• Null object
• Null string
• Numerical dictionary
• Nun chucking machine
• Nut on a string
• Object of affection
• Object of ridicule
• Obscene constellation chart
• Obscene rune
• Obscure cultural reference
• Obstacle illusion
• Obstructions booklet
• Occam's safety razor
• Occasional motion machine
• Occluded front
• Ocean in a bottle
• Octarine lantern
• Octopurse
• Octopus ink pen
• Off pudding
• Official-looking document
• Offshore piggy bank
• Oil of “olé!”
• Old diary
• Old piece of equipment
• Old wife's tail
• Olive brunch
• Olympic Mentalist
• Omnicillin
• Omnipotentiometer
• Omnipresent wrapper
• One man's trash
• One millimeter ruler
• One nightstand
• One of life's lemons
• One ring binder
• One standard deviation
• One way zipper
• One-diamond carrot
• One-ended rope
• One-eyed skull
• One-leaf clover
• One-letter anagram
• One-of-a-kind item
• One-of-a-kind replica
• One-page anthology
• One-sided story
• One-ton wonton
• One-way mirror
• One-way street map
• One-way yo-yo
• One-way zipper
• Online thread
• Onomatopita
• Oodles of noodles
• Open and shut case
• Open can of worms
• Open letter
• Opened can of worms
• Operating model of a black hole
• Opinion pole
• Opposable thumb drive
• Opposable thumbtack
• Optical illusion mouse
• Optional attachment
• Optional illusion
• Orange box
• Orcish-elvish pocket dictionary
• Ore from the data mine
• Oreo borealis
• Oreo without filling
• Organ loaner card
• Organ trail map
• Organic six-pack
• Origami folding chair
• Origami paperweight
• Origami rock
• Origami temple
• Origami tesseract
• Original cliché
• Original forgery
• Orion's belt buckle
• Other cheek
• Other side of a medal
• Oughtobiography
• Ouija board
• Ouija board caller ID
• Ounce of courage
• Ounce of credibility
• Ounce of decency
• Ounce of regret
• Out of office reply
• Out-of-body lotion
• Out-of-breath mint
• Out-of-energy drink
• Out-of-pocket expense
• Out-of-scope binoculars
• Out-of-stock image
• Out-of-the-blue print
• Out-of-time machine
• Outdated fossil
• Outlandish data bank
• Outlandish gold-oyster
• Outlandish hexbox
• Outlandish thing-in-itself
• Overclocked watch
• Overdue library scroll
• Overflow chart
• Overflowing cup of resentment
• Overflowing ideabox
• Overgrown hedge fund
• Overheated blanket
• Overseas clipboard
• Overseas schmartifact
• Overseas space waster
• Overseas thingamajig
• Oversized microchip
• Overused meme
• Oyster egg
• Ozone layer cake
• Pack expansion slot
• Pack of "Are We There Yet?" stickers
• Pack of chewing bark
• Pack of chewing gum
• Pack of everlasting gobstoppers
• Pack of fireproof cigarettes
• Pack of instant doodles
• Pack of leaky batteries
• Pack of lightsaber batteries
• Pack of long odds
• Pack of non-sticky notes
• Pack of personal space tissues
• Pack of pre-sealed envelopes
• Pack of slow-cooked instant noodles
• Pack of unicorn meatballs
• Package of instant karma
• Packed punch
• Packet of holy smokes
• Packet of instant poodles
• Packet of instant soap
• Packet of memory wipes
• Packet of owl pellets
• Packet of splinters
• Packet of will-o'-the-crisps
• Pad of 365 tearable puns
• Pagan bible
• Pail of cave paint
• Pain enhancer
• Paincake
• Paint fattener
• Painting of gods playing poker
• Pair of concrete swimming trunks
• Pair of left-handed scissors
• Pair of mermaid socks
• Pair of narscissors
• Pair of Pandora's boxers
• Pair of spherical dice
• Palindrome reverser
• Pan of uni-cornbread
• Pandora's box
• Pane in the glass
• Panic boutonniere
• Panic button
• Pantheon strategy guide
• Paper airplane engine
• Paper plane
• Paper trail
• Paper trowel
• Paperback audiobook
• Paradigm shifter
• Parallel cross
• Parallel limes
• Parallel universe navigator
• Parallel university map
• Parallel world map
• Paranoid camera
• Parched paper
• Parental guidelines
• Parental lock
• Parkouring ticket
• Part of the plan
• Part time clock
• Partial download
• Participation ribbon
• Particle avoider
• Particle of clothing
• Particule accelerator
• Parting shot glass
• Party timer
• Passenger cannonball
• Passionless fruit
• Password hint
• Past life savings
• Pastry of misunderstanding
• Patty's cake
• Pauper clip
• Pavlov's hotdog
• Paw printer
• Pea-sized pea
• Peace meal
• Pearl of wisdom
• Pebble without a cause
• Peck of pixelated peppers
• Pecking order form
• Peer pressure gauge
• Peer pressure valve
• Peer pressurizer
• Pelican opener
• Penalty card
• Penalty shot glass
• Pencil ink
• Penultimatum
• Pepperminted coin
• Perfect attendance trophy
• Perfectly cromulent artifact
• Performance anxiety enhancer
• Performance-enhancing rug
• Periodic table cloth
• Periodic table of elementals
• Periodic tableau
• Permanent marker eraser
• Permanent quest marker
• Permitted fruit
• Perpetual emotion machine
• Perpetual entropy generator
• Perpetual motion sickness pill
• Perpetual stillness machine
• Perplexiglass
• Personal disorganizer
• Personal lightning rod
• Personal milestone
• Personal space extender
• Personal space tissues
• Personal spacebar
• Personal theme tune generator
• Personality quark
• Personality test kit
• Personalized bullet
• Pet brush
• "Pet Care for Heroes" book
• Pet peeve
• Pet rock
• Petrified rock
• Petty cache
• Phantom's limb
• Philosopher's scone
• Philosopher's stone
• Philosophical wax
• Phishing license
• Phishing lure
• Phoenix ashes
• Phoenix feather duster
• Photo of a basilisk
• Photo of a black square
• Photo of a mirage
• Photo of a monochromatic rainbow
• Photo of an invisible man
• Photobomb defuser
• Pi-sided die
• Pick of destiny
• Pick of the litter
• Pick up line
• Picked pocket
• Picture of a picture
• Picture of a thousand words
• Picture of Moaning Lisa
• Picture of ten thousand words
• Pièce de résistance
• Piece of advice
• Piece of bacterial soap
• Piece of bubble wrap
• Piece of contraband
• Piece of crab
• Piece of destruction paper
• Piece of duct tape
• Piece of emotional baggage
• Piece of enriched dirt
• Piece of falling sky
• Piece of flair
• Piece of grey matter
• Piece of illiterature
• Piece of insufficient data
• Piece of kryptonite
• Piece of mind
• Piece of old equipment
• Piece of Pi
• Piece of ship
• Piece of the action
• Piece of the Y-axis
• Piece of theoretical string
• Piece of typo-allergenic paper
• Piece of unchewable gum
• Piece of uncooked toast
• Piece of vendor trash
• Pig-tail sock
• Pilates license
• Pile of debt
• Pile of game solutions
• Pile of social credit
• Pile of stardust
• Pillar of society
• Pillow of eternal sleep
• Pillow pet
• Pinch of bloodbath salt
• Pineapple bomb
• Pint of no return
• Pip-Boy without batteries
• Pipe dream cleaner
• Pirate coffer
• Pirate's pegleg
• Pitcher o' health
• Pixel dust
• Pixie dust snuff
• Pixie rust
• 'Pixies Gone Wild' flipbook
• Placebo pill
• Placebo's antidote
• Plan C
• Plan Z
• Planck scale
• Plastic sturgeon
• Plate of curried favor
• "Playgod" magazine
• Playing field leveller
• Pleasure release valve
• Plot device
• Plot hole patching kit
• Plot thickener
• Plot twist straightener
• Plot twister
• Plug and play liver transplant
• Plug-n-pray device
• Pocket dimension calculator
• Pocket hero
• Pocket projector
• Pocket smelter
• Pocket universe
• Pocketful of posies
• Pocketful of rye
• Pocketful of sunshine
• Poetic justice
• Poetic license
• Poetic license plate
• Point blanket
• Point of no interest
• Pointing finger
• Pointless fork
• Pointless knife
• Pointless pencil
• Pointless scoreboard
• Pointy WIZZARD hat
• Poisoned antidote
• Polished sandpaper
• Poly-cotton candy
• Polymorphine tablets
• Pomegrenade
• Pop culture reference T-shirt
• Pop-culture reference
• Popcornerstone
• Popped balloon
• Pork screw
• Portable battery drainer
• Portable beer cooler
• Portable death star
• Portable drawbridge
• Portable ego inflation pump
• Portable milestone
• Portable photon generator
• Portable quest generator
• Portable stairway to heaven
• Portable table of contents
• Portable tunnel
• Portable wind tunnel
• Portable wormhole
• Portrait of a landscape
• Positive note
• “Post Mortem Communication for Dummies” book
• Post-humourous award
• Postcard from Atlantis
• Postdated death certificate
• Posterized milk
• Pot of petunias
• Pot of strange brew
• Pot of sufferin' succotash
• Pot of thumb-war paint
• Potato-powered lightbulb
• Potential energy bar
• Potential energy drink
• Potential limiter
• Potion of alertness
• Potion of temporary youth
• Potion of total uselessness
• Potion of vincibility
• Potion of visibility
• Pouch of cold coins
• Pouch of eterna tea
• Pouch of magic kidney stones
• Pouch of static
• Pouched egg
• Poultry sum
• Pound of torque
• Poverty trap
• Powder of attorney
• Powder of love
• Prayer receipt
• 'Praying for Dummies' handbook
• “Praymate of the Month” calendar
• Praypal account
• Praystation
• Pre-dried glue stick
• Pre-drilled holes
• Pre-emptive stroke
• Pre-Godville relic
• Pre-historic history book
• Pre-paid indulgence card
• Pre-popped bubble wrap
• Pre-sealed envelopes
• Pre-threaded needle
• Preapocalyptic guide
• Precautionary measure
• Precautionary measuring jug
• Preemptive strike
• Preemptive stroke
• Preheated debate
• Preidiotic table
• Premarital hex
• Premature obituary
• Preschool diploma
• Pretty buoy
• Previously unreleased material
• Price matches
• Priceless gift
• Priceless tag
• Pricetag of freedom
• Prints of Persia
• Prior engagement ring
• Priority straightener
• Pristine conditioner
• Private eye
• "Probability in Games for Dummies" book
• Problem solvent
• Productivity killer
• Progress bar
• Promised landmine
• Prophet margin
• "Prophets Gone Wild" calendar
• Prosthetic brain
• Prosthetic table leg
• Prototypewriter
• Prototypo
• Proverbial thing
• Psalm lotion
• Pseudoku puzzle
• Pseudoscientific evidence
• Psionic tonic
• Psychotic brake
• Psychotic episode
• Public display of affection
• Public eye
• Public key
• Public sphere
• Puddle jumper cable
• Pulp-free fiction
• Pun deconstructor
• Puncake
• Punch line
• Punishing schedule
• Punk rocket
• Punlimited edition joke
• Pure mixture
• Purified dust particles
• Puzzle solvent
• Pyramid schematic
• Pyrite treasure
• Pyrrhic victory battle plan
• Pythagorean serum
• Quadruple-sided sticky tape
• Quality controller
• Quality time capsule
• Quantum abacus
• Quantum adhesive
• Quantum heap
• Quantum mechanism
• Quantum singularity
• Quantum wrench
• Quark-screw
• Quart of law
• Quart of milk
• Quest completion certificate
• Quest positioning system
• Quest randomizer
• Quest-a-day calendar
• Question marker
• 'Quests for Dummies' book
• Queue Tip
• Quicksand castle
• Quicksand paper
• Quiver of sparrows
• Quivering arrow
• QWERTY key
• Rabbit hole
• Radio-controlled radio
• Raft of measures
• Rage quilt
• Rainbow end locator
• Rainbow feather
• Rainbow suspenders
• Raisin for living
• Raisin-covered chocolate
• Random key
• Random labyrinth map
• Random lumber generator
• Random motto generator
• Random mushroom
• Random number generator
• Randomly generated object
• Rant proposal
• Rare find
• Rarely asked questions leaflet
• Rat racecar
• Raven claw
• Razor-thin margarine
• Reaction figure
• Reader's block
• Ready-or-knot
• Real imaginary number
• Real piece of work
• Reality check
• Really long meter
• Really priceless gift
• Really quick sand
• Realtime machine
• Reanimated gif
• Reaper's Digest
• Reason to live
• Rebirth certificate
• Recalculator
• Recipe for disaster
• Recipe for failure
• Recipe for success
• Reckoning ball
• Recombobulator
• Recovery disk
• Recursive matryoshka doll
• Recycled bin
• Recycled idea
• Recyclotron
• Red hat
• Red herring
• Red hot poker chip
• Red key card
• Red pill of happiness
• Red ring of death
• Red stapler
• Refibrillator
• Refilled sandbag
• Refresh button
• Refried jellybeans
• Refurbished artifact
• Regen o' ration
• Regifted present
• Regifted thank-you note
• Region lock
• Registry entry
• Rehashed brown
• Rehashed browns
• Reheated revenge
• Rehydrated jerky
• Reincarnation punch card
• Relationship material
• Relic of the future
• Relief pitcher
• Remorse code
• Remote self-control
• Rendezvous point
• Repressed memory
• Repressed memory card
• Repressed memory foam
• Reputation bleach
• Reservoir logs
• Residual excess
• Respawn timer
• Rest of the story
• Restartifact
• Résumé polish
• Resurrection party invitation
• Resurrection permit
• Resurrection scone
• Retired iron
• Retractable protractor
• Retrospectroscope
• Reused asset
• Rhetorical device
• Rhetorical question mark
• Rhetorical questionnaire
• Rhubarbed wire
• Rhyme bomb
• Rhyme capsule
• Rib of the %monster%
• Riddle-wrapped enigma
• Risk calculator
• Rite of way
• Road winder
• Roadblock to success
• Roadmap to glory
• Roast beast sandwich
• Roasted snowball
• 🦃Roasted turkey
• Robocup
• Rock bottom
• Rock-paper-scissors guide
• Rock-shaped stone
• Rocket lawn chair
• Rocket science kit
• Rocky horror picture frame
• Roll of comedic foil
• Roll of disappoint-mints
• Roll of endless toilet paper
• Roll of mementos
• Roll of paper vowels
• Roll of political correction tape
• Roll of taped ducks
• Roll of unmasking tape
• Roll of unwrapping paper
• Roll of waterproof tissue paper
• Roller toaster
• Rolling pin cushion
• Rolling stone
• Roman candlestick
• Roman numeral translator
• Root beer flotation device
• Root of all evil
• Root of all goodness
• Root of the problem
• Rosetta scone
• Rosetta stone
• Rotary cellphone
• Rough guide to sandpaper
• Round tetris piece
• Royal jellybean
• Royal pain reliever
• Rubber chicken
• Rubber chicken nugget
• Rubber duck
• Rubber stamp
• Rubik's hypercube
• Ruffled feathers
• Ruined rune
• Rules of the Internet
• Rumor mill flour
• Running gag order form
• Russian roulette
• Rusty nail polish
• Rusty toothbrush
• Saber-toothed brush
• Sack of golden fleas
• Sack of lies
• Sacred to profane converter
• "Sacrifice for Dummies" book
• Sacrificial ham
• Sacrificial lamp
• "Safety Rules for Superheroes" book
• Sail setter
• Sailor moonshine
• Salad dressing code
• Sales glitch
• Salient point
• Salmon of doubt
• Salt of the earth
• Salt spray
• Samurai's word
• Sand from an hourglass
• Sandless hourglass
• Sandpaper towel
• Sands of time
• Sanity clause
• Sanityme
• Santa Claws bag
• Sarcasm intensifier
• Sauce of all evil
• “Save the moles” bumper sticker
• Saved game
• Saw tooth
• Sawed-off shot glass
• Scale model of a scale
• Scale of justice
• Scared relic
• Scarlet letter
• Scented breakup letter
• Scented candelabra
• Scheme of b-quark decay
• Schmartifact
• Schnozberry pie
• Schrödinger's cat box
• Science friction
• Scoff syrup
• Scratch and sniff lotto ticket
• Scratch-proof lottery ticket
• Screech-to-text translator
• Screenshaver
• Screwdriving license
• Scroll of false identity
• Scroll of Godville's anthem
• Scroll of negligible impact
• Scroll of oxymoron resistance
• Scroll of the king's speeches
• Scroll of useless knowledge
• Scrollodex
• Sculpture of a rock
• Seal of approval
• Seal of disapproval
• Seapot
• Search engine
• Search-and-destroy engine
• Second nature guide
• Second sock
• Second splitter
• Second windbag
• Second-aid kit
• Second-hand casket
• Second-to-last straw
• Secondhand birthday suit
• Secondhand second hand
• Secret handshake instructions
• Secret identity card
• Secret ingredient
• ‘Secret lair is here’ sign
• Secret milkshake
• Security blanket
• Security leek
• Sedentary rock
• Seed of change
• Seed of dissent
• Seed of doubt
• Seed of rebellion
• Seedless nut
• Seismic event calendar
• Self-absorbed sponge
• Self-absorbing towel
• Self-coloring book
• Self-deflating tire
• Self-destructing cookie
• Self-dropping microphone
• Self-health book
• Self-licking stamp
• Self-patching kit
• Self-restraint order
• Self-raising flower
• Self-tangling cable
• Self-untying shoelaces
• Self-updating diary
• Self-wrapping paper
• Selfie-destruct mechanism
• Semicologne
• Sense of purpose
• Sensitive content
• Sensor of humor
• Sentimental value calculator
• Sequential number generator
• Sergeant's drill
• Serious reservations
• Serious truffle
• Set of Godville action figures
• Set of hand-eye coordinates
• Set of kitchen throwing knives
• Set of loose screws
• Set of mitigating circumstances
• Set of parental guidelines
• Set of pre-drilled holes
• Set of unused desktop shortcuts
• Settled score
• Seven deadly pins
• Seven-league shoe
• Severed headline
• Severed tie
• Shadow of a doubt
• Shadow puppet
• Shameless plug
• Shamerock
• Shaming cream
• Shape of things
• “Share your password” button
• Sharp wit
• Shattered dream fragments
• Shavings account
• Sheet of ink-proof paper
• Sheet of personal disinformation
• Sheet of personal information
• Sheet of rain
• Shellphone
• Shenanigram
• Shining example
• Shiny bauble
• Shiny metal acorn
• Shiny metal axe
• Shiny metal X
• Shiny trinket
• Shipwreck in a bottle
• Shivering timber
• Shoe shrine kit
• Shoehorn of plenty
• Shoestring budget
• Shopped photo
• Shopped picture
• Short end of a stick
• Short end of a wishbone
• Short fuse
• Short shrift
• Short straw
• Short weekend stretcher
• Short-circuit board
• Shortcut lengthener
• Shortest suicide note
• Shoulder blade sharpener
• Shower bomb
• Shred of dignity
• Shred of the %monster%
• Shrinking violet
• Shrubbery
• Shrunken head
• Sick note
• Side job bonus
• Sidekick stand
• Sidetracking device
• Sign of peace
• Sign of the times
• Signature dish
• Silence-o-meter
• Silent alarm
• Silent bob
• Silly pâté
• 'Silly String Theory' book
• Silver bullet
• Silver lining
• Silver tongue
• Simulation emulator
• Single malt scotch-tape
• Single-malt whisker
• Single-sided coin
• Single-use silverware
• Siren's sheet music
• Six-fingered glove
• Skeleton key
• Skeleton keycard
• Sketchy book
• Skid marker
• Skill rearranger
• Skin refoliant
• Slack cutter
• Slapstick
• Sleaze bag
• Slice of American pie
• Slice of good fortune
• Slice of heaven
• Slice of humble pie
• Slice of jurassic pork
• Slice of leftover pizza
• Slice of life
• Slide ruler
• Slip of the tongue
• Slippery slope
• Slow burner
• Slow motion picture
• Slow motion sensor
• Small hadron collider
• Smart cookie
• Smartifact
• Smelting pot
• Smoke ring
• Smoke signal booster
• Smoked salmonella
• Smoking barrel
• Smoking gum
• Smoking pun
• Snail lacquer
• Snake eye
• Snappy comeback
• Snappy comeback generator
• Snark plug
• Snark tooth
• Snooze button
• Snowflake identification guide
• Snowglobe of Godville
• Snuff of legend
• “So You've Tamed a Monster” book
• Soap box
• Soap cleaner
• Soap on a rope
• Soap opera ticket
• Sobering thought
• Social battery
• Social construction permit
• Social ladder
• Social network adapter
• Sock of ages
• Soft center
• Soft gooey center
• Soft rock
• Solar ellipse
• Solar flair
• Solar-powered candle
• Solar-powered darkness absorber
• Solar-powered pencil
• Solemn vowel
• Solid maybe
• Solid mold ingot
• Solitary sock collection
• Someone else's drift
• Something to talk about
• Sorcerer's cup
• Sorcerer's pebble
• "Sorry, we are Open" sign
• Soul train ticket
• Sound of silence
• Soup basket
• Soup knife
• Sowing kit
• Space oddity
• Space stationery
• Space waster
• Space-time continuum glue
• Space-time fabric conditioner
• Space-timestamp
• Spacely sprocket
• Spare change
• Spare change of plans
• Spare liver
• Spare rib
• Spare time
• Spark of genius
• Special snowflake
• Spectral thermometer
• Speech bubble
• Speeding ticket
• Spell binder
• Spell cheque
• Spellbook of spellchecking
• Spellchecker spell
• Spice of life (variety pack)
• Spider web address
• Spinal enhancement pill
• Spinal extension cord
• Spineless book
• Spirit animal cracker
• Spirit guidepost
• Split hair
• Split personality test
• Spoilage alert
• <spoiler alert>
• Spoils of peace
• Spontaneous combustion engine
• Spool of existential thread
• Spool of hamstring
• Spool of story thread
• Spork
• Spot of bother
• Spot of bother remover
• Spotless record
• Spread sheet
• Spreadsheet music
• Sprig of unlucky heather
• Spring cleanser
• Spy manual
• SQL injection syringe
• Square foot
• Square router
• Square-shaped orb
• Squashed racket
• Squeaky floorboard
• St. Elmo's fire extinguisher
• Stained glasses
• Stainless wood
• Stale pizza
• Stand-up comic book
• Standard of idiocy
• Standard of justice
• Stardust sprinkler
• Statue of limitations
• Status cymbal
• Steam valve
• Steam-powered dehumidifier
• Step-by-step guide to stairs
• Stepless ladder
• Stepping stone
• Stereolith
• Stereotypewriter
• Stick 'em up note
• Stick figurine
• Stick in the mud
• Stick of tulip balm
• Stick-on peephole
• Stiff sentence
• Stiff upper lip gloss
• Stimulus package
• Stolen burglar alarm
• Stone brick
• Stone hinge
• Stone of variable hardness
• Stone-shaped rock
• Stopwatch hourglass
• Straight corkscrew
• Straight tetris piece
• Straightened boomerang
• Strange brew
• Stranger thing
• Stranger's candy
• Strategy guide of life
• Strategy tictacs
• Street credit
• Street credit card
• Stress ball
• Stress booster
• Stretched truth
• String of garlic
• Strip of bacon
• Strongly-lettered word
• Strongly-worded letter
• Stubborn stain
• Stuff of legend
• Stuff that nobody wants
• Stuffed animal cracker
• Stuffing of nightmares
• Stunflower seeds
• Styling gelato
• Subatomic bomb
• Subatomic cuticle
• Subject-verb agreement
• Subliminal message
• Submarinara sauce
• Submersible hovercraft
• Subplot thickener
• Subpoena colada
• Sudokube
• Sugar bowl
• Sugar-coated tooth
• Sugar-free salt
• Suggestive box
• Suggestively-shaped object
• Suggestively-shaped turnip
• Summoning circle chalk
• Sun spot remover
• Sun-dried ice cream
• Sun-protection monocle
• Sunburn lotion
• Sunny disposition
• Suntan potion
• Super bowl
• Super mango
• Superficial intelligence
• Supermassive plot hole
• Supersonic screwdriver
• Supreme ruler
• Surface tension reliever
• Surface tensioner
• Surprising invite
• Surreal-to-real tape deck
• Survival guide
• "Surviving in the Wastelands for Dummies" book
• Survivor's quilt
• Suspect package
• Suspicious attachment
• Suspicious package
• Suspiciously green lemon
• Swan's song lyrics
• Swatch of spacetime fabric
• Swear jar
• Sweet tooth
• Sweetest lemon
• Swimming carpet
• Swindler's list
• Swiss Army spoon
• Swiss-army cheese
• Switched-at-birth certificate
• Sword docking station
• Sword enlargement pill
• Sword in a scone
• Synonym bun
• Table of elementals
• Table of malcontents
• Tablebottom game
• Tablet of contents
• Tablet of random numbers
• Tail of the %monster%
• Tan line
• Tandem unicycle
• Tank of healium
• Tape mixer
• Tar and feathers
• Tarnished record
• Tarot cake
• Tarot card booster pack
• Tattered lamb puppet
• Tattle tail
• Tavern song mixtape
• Tears of a clown
• Tech support shaman's skull
• Tectonic paper plate
• Tectonic plate
• Teddy bear pelt
• Teddy bear's picnic basket
• Teen spirit
• Teeth blackener
• Telegraphic novel
• Telemiscommunication device
• Teleportrait
• Tell-tale heart
• Telltale sign
• “Temple & Garden” magazine
• Temple extension planning permit
• Temple insurance plan
• Temple welcome mat
• Temporary blip
• Tempting red button
• Tentacle demon egg
• Terms conditioner
• Territory marker
• Tesla coil
• Text tile
• Textbook on material strength
• Texture map
• Thanks-for-nothing card
• "The Top 100 Things I'd Do if I Ever Became an Evil Overlord" booklet
• Theory of relatives
• Thigh bone
• Thin blue lime
• Thing-in-itself
• Thingamajig
• “Things to Forget” list
• Think tankard
• Third ear
• Third eye
• Third eyedrops
• Third wheel
• Third-party invitation
• Thorn in the side
• Thought bubble
• Thought counter
• Thought inhibitor
• Thought pattern
• "Thoughts and Prayers" kit
• Three-headed coin
• Three-sided sandwich
• Three-volume orcish epic
• Thyme bomb
• Tiberium log
• Ticket for 'Godville the Musical'
• Ticket for "Heroes on Ice"
• Ticket to a grinding fest
• Ticket to a ticket exhibition
• Ticket to an early grave
• Ticket to memory lane
• Ticket to paradise
• Ticket to sail
• Ticket to the eternal void
• Ticket to the gun show
• Ticket to the media circus
• Ticking photobomb
• Tickled fancy
• Tickling time bomb
• Tightrope loosener
• Time amplification device
• Time frame
• Time loop
• Times new ramen
• Tin of armor polish
• Tin of chewing tar
• Tin of hoof polish
• Tin of supplemints
• Tinsel pack
• Tiny insignificant detail
• Tip of an iceberg
• Tip of an iceberg lettuce
• Titanic ice cube
• Titanium paperclip
• To-forget list
• Toad's stool
• Toast in the machine
• Toe curler
• Toilet papyrus
• Toilet seatbelt
• Token of affectation
• Token of affection
• Token of affliction
• Token of appreciation
• Token of friendship
• Token of gratitude
• Token of humility
• Token ring
• Told-you-sewing kit
• Tome of questing
• Tomorrow's newspaper
• Ton of fun
• Tongue-in-cheek depressor
• Toolbox of the trade
• Tooth of a fairy
• Tooth of a gift horse
• Toothless saw
• Toothpick dispenser
• Top notch
• Topographical mop
• Torrent seed
• Torrent-cracker
• Torture chamberpot
• Totem pole
• Totem poll
• Touchy subject
• Tough cookie
• Tough love notepaper
• Tough luck softener
• Tough nut
• Tourist trap
• Toxic antidote
• Toy train of thoughtlessness
• TPS report
• Trade license
• Trade mark
• Traffic decongestant
• Traffic sigil
• Tragic back story
• Tragic carpet
• Trailer park tornado magnet
• Train-of-thought schedule
• Tranquilized garden gnome
• Tranquilizer dartboard
• Transmogrifier
• Transparent dye
• Transparent highlighter pen
• Transparent mirror
• Trash expander
• Trash talk bin
• Traumatic experience point
• Treasure chest expander
• Treble clef
• Trendy cyclops sunglass
• Triangular root
• Tribble
• Tribble repellent
• Tricky part
• Tricycle kickstand
• Trigger-happy meal
• Tripewriter
• Triple cross
• Triple-dog dare
• Trojan horseshoe
• Troll bait
• Troll bridge easy pass
• Troll mix
• Trollface
• Trolling stone
• Trombone marrow
• Trophy generator
• Tropical snowglobe
• Trouble magnet
• Troubled clef
• Troubleshooting star
• Trump card
• Trust tissue
• Truth embellisher
• Truth or dare serum
• Truthpick
• "Try again" letter
• "Try This At Home" guidebook
• Tub of permafrosting
• Tube of copy and paste
• Tube of copy-paste
• Tube of plague-fighting toothpaste
• Tube of sideburn cooling gel
• Tube of truthpaste
• Tumtum tree seed
• Tuning knife
• Turned-over leaf
• Tutorial walkthrough
• Twenty-sided dice
• Twice-checked list
• Twisted pretzel
• Two tickets to paradise
• Two-eyed paper clip
• Two-faced lyre
• Two-handed screwdriver
• Two-holed donut
• Two-legged stool
• Two-pound dumbbell
• Two-way shaving mirror
• Typographic map
• U-shaped tube
• Ultra-violent scanner
• Ultraviolent lamp
• Umpteenth timer
• Un-leaded pencil
• Unattended bag
• Unauthorized entree
• Unbendable beam
• Unbendable spoon
• Unbirthday cake
• Unbreakable egg
• Unbreakable emergency glass
• Unbridled passionfruit
• Unbroken sweat
• Unclaimed lottery ticket
• Unclaimed luggage
• Unclear launch codes
• Unclear reactor
• Uncommonwealth
• Unconnected dots
• Uncrossed pretzel
• Under-the-counter medicine
• Under-the-weather forecast
• Underdog collar
• Undercover reagent
• Underwatermark
• Undo-it-yourself kit
• Unenclosed semicolon
• Unfinished business card
• Unflavored popsicle
• Unflippable switch
• Unfluffed pillow
• Unfolded origami figure
• Unfolded paper airplane
• Unhappy meal
• Unholy grail
• Unholy swiss cheese
• Unicoin
• Unicorn flakes
• Unicornish pasty
• Unicornucopia
• Unicycle built for two
• Unicycle handlebar
• Unidentified furry object
• Unintended bun
• Uninvitation letter
• Uninvited guestbook
• Union jack-o'-lantern
• Universal accent translator
• Universal decoder ring
• Universal discharger
• Universal serial bus pass
• Universal turning machine
• Universe-shaped donut
• Unix shell
• Unknown extension
• Unlicensed plate
• Unlife support system
• Unlimited breadstick
• Unlined graph paper
• Unloaded dice
• Unlootable item
• Unlucky charm
• Unlucky rabbit's foot
• Unmarked bill
• Unnatural 20
• Unnatural resource
• Unnecessary paperwork
• Unnecessary-hyphen
• Unpaid bar tab
• Unpaired sock
• Unpleasant memory
• Unrecognizable monster part
• Unrepeatable mantra
• Unresponsive script
• Unsafe deposit box
• Unscrewdriver
• Unsigned death warrant
• Unsigned petition
• Unspeakable horoscope
• Unsplittable banana
• Unsupported feature
• Unsustainable model
• Untied knot
• Untitled document
• Untruth serum
• Untuned harmonica
• Unturned stone
• Untwistable plot
• Unused icon
• Unused potential
• Unused variable
• Unwanted poster
• “Unwelcome” doormat
• Upper lip stiffener
• Upside-down circle
• Urban dictionary
• Urge suppressor
• Urn of phoenix ashes
• Used artifact
• Used mad lib
• Used multipass
• Used starter kit
• Useful junk
• Useless artifact
• User-generated discontent
• Vacant genie's lamp
• Vacuum tube sock
• Value-added tacks
• Vampire suntan lotion
• Vampire's dentures
• Vampire's mirror
• Vampyrite
• Vanishing pint
• Vanishing point
• Varmint julep
• Vegetable oil drill
• Vegetarian meatball
• Veiled treat
• Veneer of respectability
• Venetian blind spot
• Venn diaphragm
• "Ventriloquism for Dummies" book
• Venus mousetrap
• Verbal agreement form
• Verified “verified” sticker
• Vial of bad blood
• Vial of breadcrumbs
• Vial of bullseye drops
• Vial of burning desire
• Vial of chocolate rain
• Vial of common sense
• Vial of cursed holy water
• Vial of dork matter
• Vial of earthly delighter fluid
• Vial of gender fluid
• Vial of god-liver oil
• Vial of holiday spirit
• Vial of liquid ROFL
• Vial of pure conjecture
• Vial of side effects
• Vial of toxic positivity
• Vial of turnip blood
• Vial of unjustified optimism
• Vial of vitamin C++
• Vial of vitamin X
• Vicious circle
• Vicious cycle
• Victory sweetener
• Village idiom
• Villain's monologue script
• Vinyl ringtone collection
• Viral meme vaccine
• Virtual loot
• Virtue signaling flare
• Viscious circle
• Visible concern
• Vitameatavegamin
• Voice of treason
• Voice strainer
• Volcanic ashtray
• Volcanic rash
• Volcano insurance policy
• Voodoo action figure
• Voucher for an IOU
• Vow of science
• Vuvuzela song book
• Wabbit hunting license
• Wake-up call
• Walking schtick
• Wall flour
• Wall nut
• Wallflower fertiliser
• Wallflower fertilizer
• War bonds and adhesives
• Wardrobe malfunction
• Warp seed
• Warrior seasoning
• Waste of space
• Waste of spaceship
• Waste of time capsule
• Wasted talent
• Water gun silencer
• Water-damaged umbrella
• Water-soluble fish
• Watergun ammo
• Waterlemon
• Waterproof soap
• Waterproof sponge
• Waterproof teabag
• Wave of emotion
• Weak link
• Weak spot
• "Weapons R Us" gift card
• Weathered mane
• Weathered report
• Web browser
• Web of lies
• Welcome drink
• Welding ring
• Well-cooked book
• Well-milked metaphor
• Well-oiled cog
• Well-oiled machine
• Well-worn cliche
• Wet blanket
• Wet paper bag
• Wet paper towel dispenser
• 'What Loot Bag?' magazine
• Wheel of korma
• Wheel of misfortune
• Wheeled hoverboard
• Whine decanter
• Whine rack
• Whipper snapper
• Whiskey in the jar
• White flag
• White hole
• "Who's your deity?" button
• Whole lot of nothing
• Whole shebang
• Wicked simile
• Wicked smile
• Wide berth
• Wife trophy
• Wiki basket
• Wild goose chaise
• "Will code HTML for food" tablet
• Willpower generator
• Wind rose
• Wind-down toy
• Wind-powered fan
• Wind-up sundial
• Window of opportunity
• Window shopping catalog
• Window to the soul
• Window to the world
• Winning formula
• Winter fur coat from a monster
• Wireless cord
• Wireless cutter
• Wireless seatbelt
• Wirt's other leg
• Wisdom toothpick
• Wish for good luck
• “Wish you were beer” postcard
• Wishing well coin
• Wishy-washy machine
• Wit sharpener
• Witch doctoral degree
• Witch-doctor's prescription
• Witchcrafting table
• Withdrawn submission
• Wok of shame
• Wonderbox
• Wooden brick
• Wooden frying pan
• Word on the street
• Word salad
• Wordsmith's hammer
• Work-life balance
• World record player
• World's tiniest violin
• Wormhole patch
• Worn-out frog skin
• Worse of two goods
• Worship-o-meter
• Worst case scenario
• Worst set of circumstances
• Worst-aid kit
• Wreath of Khan
• Wristlet sundial
• Writer's block
• Writer's cramp
• Written voicemail
• Wrong waypoint
• Wrong-angled triangle
• X marking the spot
• X-file
• X-ray depthometer
• Xmas stocking
• Yellow snowball
• 'Yes We' can
• Yesterday's forecast
• Yesterday's horoscope
• Yesterday's newspaper
• Yogi beard
• 'You are not here' dot
• "You Are Probably Here" sign
• "You Shall Not" pass
• “Your deity loves you!” poster
• Your-name-here toe tag
• Yucky charm
• Z chromosome
• Zen diagram
• Zen energy pouch
• Zero dimensional point
• Zero-gravity paperweight
• Zero-ohm resistor
• Zig-to-zag converter
• Zipped lip
• Zombie apocalypse poster
• Zombie survival kit
• ZPG controller
• <*((((><
• ❄

GV-Monsters

• 101 Headed Dalmatian
• 3D Sprinter
• 3D-Printed Golem
• 502 Bad Gatekeeper
• 64-Bit Professor
• A.I. Capone
• Aardvark of the Covenant
• Abandoned Tamagotchi
• Abominable Sandman
• Abracadaver
• Abridged Troll
• Academia Nut
• Access Denier
• Accidentist
• Achievement Hunter
• Achilles’ Healer
• Acid Reindeer
• Acid Trip Advisor
• Acid-Breathing Penguin
• Acrophobic Dragon
• Actual Monster
• Adamant Atheist
• Adamantine Golem
• Adamantine Skeleton
• Adminitraitor
• Adminotaur
• Adoring Fan
• Advanced War-Hare
• AFK NPC
• After-Mathematician
• Afterlife Coach
• Afterlifeguard
• Aftermoth
• Aggressive Pedestrian
• Aimless Archer
• Air Guitarist
• Aircraft Terrier
• Alarm Croc
• Alarming Clock
• Albatrocity
• Alchemeleon
• Alchemical Engineer
• Ale-Chemist
• Algebrawler
• Alien Space Bat
• Allergenie
• All-seeing eyewitness
• Alma Monster
• Alpacalypse
• Alpha Centaur
• Alpha Mole
• Alpha Whale
• Alter Eagle
• Alter Ego
• Aluminum Fowl
• Ambush Driver
• American Dreamer
• Amiable Snowman
• Ammoknight
• Anaphylactic Shark
• Anarchitect
• Ancient Geek
• Angel of Death Metal
• Angel of Debt
• Angel of Symmetry
• Angry Camper
• Animaniac
• Animated Sprite
• Ankle Biter
• Anonymouse
• Antagonist
• Anthropomorphic Person
• Anti-Anti-Virus
• Anti-Bio-Tick
• Anti-Social Worker
• Antibody Builder
• Antihero
• Ape of Wrath
• Apex Vegetarian
• Apocalypse Cow
• Apocalyptic Bunny
• Aporkalyptic Pig
• Appetitan
• April Fool
• Aquaholic
• Aquaphobic Fish
• Aqueduck
• Arabian Knight
• Arachnophobic Spider
• Arch Angelfish
• Arch-Anemone
• Archetypo
• Archipelagoat
• Archnemesis
• Arctic Firebird
• Arctic Monkey
• Are We There Yeti
• Arena Stalker
• Argyle Gargoyle
• Ark Enemy
• Ark Tick
• Armapillow
• Armchair Assassin
• Armchair Critic
• Arrestocrat
• Arrgh-onaut
• Art Gecko
• Artifact Smuggler
• Artificial Intellectual
• Artist of War
• Artsy Fox
• Asparagoose
• Aspirina
• Assault Shaker
• Asthmatic Dragon
• Aston Martian
• Astronautilus
• Astrophobic Alien
• Atheist Mantis
• Athlete's Foot Soldier
• Atom Miser
• Atomic Kitten
• Attention Seeker
• Attention Spaniel
• Attilla the Nun
• Attorney-in-law
• Augmented Realist
• Auntagonizer
• Auntie Virus
• Auto Corrector
• Auto Pilot
• Auto Pirate
• Autobotanist
• Autocorrections Officer
• Autoexec Bat
• Autonomouse
• Autoparrot
• Autophobic Recluse
• Avant Guardian
• Avant-Guard Dog
• Average Foe
• Awkwarg
• Babytooth Tiger
• Background Character
• Backseat Dungeoner
• Backstage Pastor
• Backward Thinker
• Bad Hobbit
• Bad Influencer
• Bad News Bear
• Bad Samaritan
• Bad-Eye Deer
• Badger of Honor
• Badger of Shame
• Badministrator
• Badonkadonkey
• Bagstabber
• Bald Eagle Scout
• Bald Mammoth
• Ballistic Slug
• Balloonatic
• Ballpoint Penguin
• Balrogue
• Bananaconda
• Bandwidth Devourer
• Bandwidth Hog
• Bankrupt Leprechaun
• Bansheetta
• Baracotta
• Barbeerian
• Barber of Godville
• Bard Against Humanity
• Bard of Prey
• Bardvark
• Bargoyle
• Baristocrat
• Barking Catfish
• Barrel Fish
• Basement Cat
• Basement Dweller
• Bash Ogre
• 🦌Basher the Reindeer
• Bastard Lunatic
• Bath-Bomber
• Battle Hamster
• Battle Ox
• Battle Rattlesnake
• Battle Toad
• Battlesheep
• Battleshrimp
• Bawdy Guard
• Bazookat
• Bean Stalker
• Bear Minimum
• Bear Witness
• Bear-Faced Liar
• Beardless Dwarf
• Bearlock
• Bearskin Thug
• Beast Seller
• Beathoven
• Beauti-Fool
• Bedheaded Monster
• Bee Holder
• Beefed-Up Minotaur
• Beefy Jerk
• Beelzebieber
• Beelzebubba
• Beelzebubble
• Beer Cub
• Beer Golem
• Beer Hunter
• Beer Mugger
• Beerburglar
• Beerkat
• Beermonger
• Beerserker
• Beerwolf
• Bench Warmer
• Bendy Shark
• Beta Jester
• Beta Male
• Bewarewolf
• Bewilderbeest
• Bicyclops
• Big Bad Bed Bug
• Bigger Badder Wolf
• Biggerfoot
• Bike Peddler
• Binary Canary
• Bio-degrader
• Biological Nightmare
• Biowolf
• Bipolar Bear
• Bipolar Opposite
• Bird of Paralyze
• Bird of Pray
• Biterina
• Bitter Chocoholic
• Black Belt Conveyor
• Black Panzer
• Black Sheep
• Blade Runner
• Blame Game Warden
• Blamethrower
• Blasphemouse
• Blind Gorgon
• Blind Watchman
• Blind Weresquirrel
• Blood Bank Robber
• Blood Curdler
• Blood Vassal
• Blood-Sucking Lawyer
• Bloodcurdling Whale
• Bloodthirsty Mosquito
• Bloodthirsty Umpire
• Bloody Hellcat
• Blue Merlin
• Blue Occult Öyster
• Blue Ray
• Blue-Toothed Mouse
• Bluffalo
• 🦌Blunder the Reindeer
• Blunderachiever
• Blundertaker
• Blunt Instrumentalist
• Boa Conscriptor
• Boarbarian
• Boartender
• Bobble-Headed Hydra
• Bodily Ogre
• Bodybuilding Skeleton
• Bone Corrector
• Boneless Skeleton
• Boneyard Dog
• Bonfirefly
• Bonsai Treant
• Boogie Woogie Man
• Boogy Knight
• Book Wyrm
• Boolean XORcist
• Boomerangutan
• Boozerker
• Borderline Collie
• Born-Again Zombie
• Bossferatu
• Bossquito
• Bosstard
• Bosstradamus
• Bottle Droid
• Bottled Water Elemental
• Bottomless Pitbull
• Bounty Haunter
• Boxing Dove
• Boy Who Cried “Dupe”
• Bragon
• Brain Frog
• Brainless Scarecrow
• Brainstorm Trooper
• Brand Newt
• Brass Monkey
• Brassquatch
• Brat Out of Hell
• Brawlrog
• Breaking Badger
• 🦌Brewpid the Reindeer
• Brick Golem
• Bridezilla
• Broadbandit
• Brown-Eyed Ghoul
• Browser Historian
• Bubble Burster
• Bubble Raptor
• Bubblewrap Mummy
• Bubbly
• Bubonic Plagiarist
• Bulletproof Monk
• Bulletproof Pest
• Bully Mammoth
• Bumpkin King
• Bureau-Cat
• Business Monkey
• Busted Ghost
• Butterfly Monarch
• Butter Troll
• Button Masher
• Buzz Bunny
• Buzzkiller
• Cabbage Patch Squid
• Called by Duty
• Cancel Vulture
• Cannon Bull
• Cantankerous Chimaera
• Capeless Crusader
• Capitalist Overlord
• Captain Crunchy
• Captain Emo
• Captain Oblivious
• Carameleon
• Carbon Foot Prince
• Card Shark
• Card-Carrying Villain
• Cardboard Ox
• Caricature Witness
• Carjackal
• Carnage Patch Kid
• Carpe Demon
• Carpenter Ent
• Carpetbadger
• Carrier Penguin
• Cartogopher
• Cash Cow
• Cast Iron Man
• Cat Herder
• Catapoltergeist
• Catastroflea
• Caterpillar of Strength
• Catographer
• Cattle Prodigy
• Cattlefish
• Cautionary Tailor
• Caveat Temptor
• Cawing Wumpus
• Ceiling Cat
• Celery Stalker
• Celestial Body-Builder
• Cellfish
• Cementalist
• Censorcerer
• Censorsheep
• Centaur of Attention
• Centaur of Gravity
• Centaurfold
• Centipig
• Centourist
• Century Fox
• Cereal Killer
• Ceremonial Swine
• Chain Male
• Chain-Mailman
• Chainsnail
• Chairman of the Bored
• Chalk Outline
• Chalkboard Scratcher
• Chaos Butterfly
• Chaos Forger
• Character Assassin
• Characterless Actor
• Charlie's Angel
• Cheap Skater
• Cheat Sheep
• Checkered Hag
• Cheeky Little Devil
• Cheerful Lemming
• Cheese Kraken
• Cheeseburglar
• Chemical Agent
• Cherno-Bull
• Cherry Possum
• Cheshire Rat
• Chesthugger
• Chewbaccacabra
• Chicken Bouillonaire
• Chicken in a Guy Suit
• Chief of Staph
• Chili Con Carnivore
• Chimpanzealot
• Chimpunzee
• Chip Monk
• Chinkilla
• Chocolate Elemental
• Chocolate Moose
• Cholestroll
• Christmas Wraith
• Chupacabra
• Cinnabunny
• Cinnaminion
• Cinnamon Troll
• Civic Centaur
• Civil Serpent
• Civil Warlord
• Civil Warrior
• Clam Before the Storm
• Clambassador
• Clamity
• Clawstrophobic Crab
• Cliff Hanger
• Clockroach
• Clockwork Orangutan
• Closet Monster
• Closet Skeleton
• Cluster Duck
• Coal Mime
• Cod of War
• Code Monkey
• Coffee Mugger
• Coffiend
• Coffinella
• Cogito Ergo Summoner
• Coin Sloth
• Cold Turkey
• Colonel of Truth
• Colorblind Chameleon
• Colossal Microbe
• Combat Ant
• Combat Wombat
• Combustible Piñata
• Comedic Deliveryman
• Comic Con Artist
• Commandodo
• Common Dominator
• Compressed Heir
• Compsognathus
• Concreature
• Concussionist
• Conga Lion
• Congenital Defector
• Conglomerat
• Constantinoble
• Contest-Ant
• Continental Drifter
• Contraband Mule
• Contraband Snuggler
• Contrabandit
• Conversation Ender
• Cookie Mobster
• Cookie Monster
• Cooling Fanatic
• Copfish
• Copy Cat
• Copycaterpillar
• Copyrat
• Copyrider
• Copyrighted Character
• Copywight
• Cordless Drill Sergeant
• Cornquistador
• Corporate Drone
• Corporate Giant
• Cosmopolitician
• Cotton Candy Golem
• Couch Commando
• Count of Three
• County Faerie
• Country Toad
• Count Spatula
• Counter Shrike
• Court Martial Artist
• Cow Lich
• Cowlossus
• CPU Hog
• Crabbessa
• Crabbot
• Crabomination
• Crabtain
• Cracked Kraken
• Crackerjackal
• Crane of Thought
• Crash Test Mummy
• Creeping Beauty
• Crime Minister
• Criminal Master Mime
• Critical Bug
• Critical Drinker
• Critical Mastodon
• Crooked Ruler
• Croquet Mullet
• Cross Checker
• Cross Hare
• Cross-Eyed Basilisk
• Crouching Tiger
• Crowbard
• Crowd Sorcerer
• Cruise Controller
• Crunchella
• Crunchy Captain
• Crushtacean
• Crying Wolf
• Crypt Creeper
• Crypt Miner
• Crypto-Knight
• Crysanthemummy
• Ctrl Freak
• Ctrl-Alt-Delinquent
• Cucumbear
• Cursetacean
• Cutthroat Competitor
• Cutting Remarksman
• Cyber Punk
• Cyberserker
• Cyborganic Chicken
• Damsel Distresser
• Dandy Lion
• Danger
• Dark Inkling
• Dark Stormy Knight
• Dart Boar
• Darth Invader
• Day Shift Vampire
• Daydream Bereaver
• Daymare
• Dead Horse
• Dead Ringer
• Dead Sea Serpent
• Dead Sea Troll
• Dead Survivor
• Dead Terrorist
• Dead Wringer
• Deaf Leopard
• Death Roe
• Debuffalo
• Decepticorn
• Decomposing Composer
• Deconstruction Worker
• Deep Crow
• Deer God
• Defective Inspector
• Defence Attorney
• Defender of Injustice
• Deformed Rabbit
• Dehumanizer
• Déjà-Vulture
• Delirium Tremendous
• Deliverator
• Delusionist
• Delusionist of Grandeur
• Demigods
• Demonic Angelfish
• Demoted Plutocrat
• Demotivational Speaker
• Depressed Robot
• Depresso Machine
• Desert Beagle
• Desert Eagle
• Desperado
• Desperadon't
• Desperate House Elf
• Despicable Ewe
• Destroyer of Words
• Detention Centaur
• Detour Guide
• Detrimentalist
• Deus Ex Machinist
• Devil Dog
• Devil Ray
• Devil Wearing Nada
• Devil's Advocate
• Diary Page Golem
• Diastronaut
• Diction Fairy
• Diet Sprite
• Difficultist
• Digested Reader
• Dire Squirrel
• Dirt Devil
• Dirty Cheetah
• Disarmadillo
• Disassembly Lion
• Disasterisk
• Disastronaut
• Discardinal
• Discomancer
• Discontent Creator
• Discordion Player
• Disenchanted Wizard
• Disgruntled Customer
• Disgruntled Postal Clerk
• Dismissionary
• Dispelling Bee
• Displeasurebot
• Disrespectre
• Distilled Spirit
• Djinn-in-Tunic
• Do Badder
• Do-Re-Mimic
• Doctor Hu
• Doctor Whoa
• Doctor Why
• Dogfather
• Dogmatic Cat
• Dominant Genie
• Doom Shroom
• Dopaminer
• Doppelgangster
• Dork Knight
• Dotcommando
• Double Chinchilla
• Double Dragon
• Double Tap Dancer
• Double-Cross Dresser
• Doubt Collector
• Downward Facing Dog
• Doyouthinkhesaurus
• Draculator
• Dragon with a Girl Tattoo
• Dragon-Sized Fly
• Dragonandon
• Dragonella
• Dragonspayer
• Drain Snake
• Dramagician
• Dramatic Chipmunk
• Dreaded Gazebo
• Dreadnautilus
• Dreadneck
• Dreadwinner
• Dream Shatterer
• Dream Weaver
• Dress Code Decrypter
• Drillissa
• Drinkerbell
• Drop Bear
• Dryer Gnome
• Ducktator
• Duct Ape
• Duct Tape Golem
• Duke of Haphazard
• Dummy
• Dumpster Friar
• Dunce Instructor
• Dungeon Keeper
• Dungeon Sweeper
• Duperman
• Dust Bunny
• Dust Devil
• Dyna Mite
• Dysenterrier
• Dyslexic Agnostic
• Dyson Steer
• E-book Worm
• E-Bowler
• E-Mailman
• Eager Beaver
• Earlier Worm
• Early Bird
• Earthworm Djinn
• Earworm
• Eclairic
• Eclectic Eel
• Edible Jelly
• Educated Flea
• Eel of Fortune
• Effective Butterfly
• Ego Trip Advisor
• Eight-bit Thief
• Electric Fencer
• Electric Monk
• Electric Orc Welder
• Electro Magnate
• Electro-Cutie
• Electromagnetic Specter
• Elemental of Surprise
• Elephant of Surprise
• Elephantom
• Elite Worrier
• Emotional Baggage Handler
• Enchanted Florist
• Encryption Keeper
• Encyclopedia Salesman
• Enemy of My Enemy
• Enemy of the People
• Energizer Bully
• Energizer Bunny
• Enforcement Droid 209
• Ent of the World
• Entreprenerd
• Entry-Level Enemy
• Enviro-Mentalist
• Epic Flailer
• Episodic Pilot
• Equine Ox
• Ergonomic Mouse
• Erroneous Monk
• Errorist
• Escape Goat
• Escargoat
• Escargolem
• Eternal Dalmatian
• Eternal Optometrist
• Evangelical Atheist
• Evil Genius
• Evil Giraffe
• Evil Minion
• Evil Monkey
• Evil Overlord
• Evil Resident
• Evil Step-Monster
• Evil Twin
• Eviscerator
• Ewe Bastard
• Ex Uber Ant
• Ex-Ghoulfriend
• Ex-Guildfriend
• Excalibrator
• Exception Handler
• Excessive Hashtagger
• Excuse Hunter
• Executionerd
• Exhaust Piper
• Exiled Vault Dweller
• Exo-Skeleton
• Exoskeletor
• Expendable Crewman
• Extra Dry Djinn
• Fabergé Chicken
• Facepalm Reader
• Fail Whale
• Failkyrie
• Fairweather Fiend
• Fairy Godfather
• False Cod
• False Witness
• Famine Fatale
• Famous Decomposer
• Fangless Vampire
• Fantasea
• Fantastic Foe
• Farce of Nature
• Fashion Insultant
• Fashion Offender
• Fat Cat
• Fat Chancellor
• Fatal Blowfish
• Fault Dueler
• Faux Hawk
• Fearfighter
• Feathered Boa Constrictor
• Fedora Rat
• Fee-Fi Foe
• Felinethropist
• Feral Hero
• Feral Internet Meme
• Feral Muppet
• Feral Pet Rock
• Feral Rocking Horse
• Ferocita
• Fiction Fairy
• Fiend of a Fiend
• Fiendly Reminder
• Fifth Elephant
• Fight Cub
• Fightaholic
• Fightoplankton
• Fighty Duck
• File Executioner
• Filefry
• Final Frontiersman
• Finger Lickin' Goon
• Finger Puppet Master
• Fire Ent
• Fire Hydra
• Firefox
• Firequacker
• First Impressionist
• First Person Shooter
• Fisherman's Fiend
• Fishin' Chipmunk
• Five o'clock Shadow
• Five-Alarm Friar
• Flagrant Mispeller
• Flame-Ingo
• Flaming Snowman
• Flamingo Dancer
• Flappy Bard
• Flash Gorgon
• Flash Player
• Flashmobster
• Flattering Ram
• Flaw Enforcer
• Flawyer
• Fleasaur
• Floating Eyeball
• Floodgatekeeper
• Floral Wraith
• Florist Gump
• Flowsnake
• Flugelhornet
• Fly-By Knight
• Flying Carpet Bomber
• Flying Saucier
• Flying Skull
• Flying Spaghetti Monster
• Flying Swordfish
• Fnord
• Foever
• Forbidden Fruit Fly
• Forest Grump
• Forget-Me Gnat
• Formaldehydra
• Former Transformer
• Fortune Seller
• Fortune Wookiee
• Foul Fowl
• Fox-In-Socks
• Fractal Elf
• Fractaldactyl
• Fragmatist
• Fragrant Skunk
• Frankenfurter
• Frankintestine
• Free-Range Prisoner
• Freed Radical
• Freelancelot
• Freezard
• Frequent Flayer
• Fridge Magnate
• Fridge Raider
• Friend of a Foe
• Frog of War
• Frogley
• Frognarok
• Front Stabber
• Frost Mite
• Fruit Ninja
• Frying Dutchman
• Fugunia
• Full Metal Jackrabbit
• Full-Metal Arsonist
• Fun Dementalist
• Fund Raider
• Fundead
• Funeral Crasher
• Furinda
• G.I. Foe
• Gallows Humorist
• Game Comptroller
• Game Overlord
• Game-Changing Bug
• Gameplay Mechanic
• Gamma Stingray
• Gandolphin
• Gangsta Raptor
• Gaolkeeper
• Garage Bandit
• Garbage Fairy
• Garden Gnome
• Garlic Elemental
• Gas Giant
• Gastro Gnome
• Gastronaut
• Gazebra
• Gee Wizard
• Geek Mythologist
• Geek Squad
• Gelatinous Cubicle
• Gen Hexer
• Gene Pool Shark
• General Consensus
• General Disappointment
• General Failure
• General Grievance
• Generic Enemy
• Generic Evil-doer
• Genetic Throwback
• Genghis Clam
• Genghis Leprechaun
• Germicidal Maniac
• Geronimoose
• Ghastlighter
• Ghost of Quests Past
• Ghostbusker
• GhostFace
• Ghostrich
• Ghoul Digger
• Ghoul of the Week
• Ghoul Scout
• Ghouled Medalist
• Ghouldilocks
• Ghoulkeeper
• Giant Enemy Crab
• Giant Midget
• Giant-Shaped Windmill
• Giga Byter
• Gingerbeard Man
• Gingerhead Man
• Gladigator
• Glitch Doctor
• Glitchiker
• Global Village Idiot
• Gloominati
• Gloomy Optimist
• Glow-Stickler
• Glowstick Bug
• Gluten Flea
• Gluteus Maximus
• Glutton For Punishment
• Gnomebreaker
• Gnomeland Security Agent
• Gnomewrecker
• Goat Of Arms
• Godbuster
• Godvilla
• Godvillain
• Godville Administrator
• Gold Farmer
• Gold Flinger
• Golden Fish
• Good Gryph
• Google-Eyed Android
• Goon-With-the-Wind
• Gopherwood Termite
• Gordian Gnat
• Gore-to-Gore Salesman
• Gorgella
• Gorgon Zola
• Gorgonella
• Governator
• Grammar Pirate
• Grammar Policeman
• Grammatical Terror
• Grampina
• Grand Theft Automaton
• Grandfather Croc
• Grassassin
• Grassy Gnoll
• Graverubber
• Gravitational Field Mouse
• Gravydigger
• Grayscaled Dragon
• Grease Monkey
• Great Bull of Fire
• Great Caesar's Ghost
• Great Divider
• Great Wight Shark
• Green Fairy
• Green Intern
• Grenade Muncher
• Grill Sergeant
• Grim Creeper
• Grim Leaper
• Grim Reaper
• Grim Weeper
• Grime Lord
• Grimelord
• Grimoire Reaper
• Grizzled Bear
• Groove Robber
• Grounded Hog
• 🦌Gruedolf the Reindeer
• Grupies
• Guard Hog
• Guardian Gnome
• Guerilla Gorilla
• Guest of Horror
• Guest User
• Guidance Chancellor
• Guild Usurper
• Guilt Leader
• Guilty Plesiosaur
• Guitar Hero
• Gummi Bear
• Gummy Wyrm
• Gunboat Diplomat
• Gunwhale
• Gurgly
• Guttersniper
• Habeas Corpse
• Hacked Accountant
• Hackerel
• Hair Elemental
• Hairy Potter
• Hall Minotaur
• Hallucinogenie
• Hamburglar
• Hand-Eye Coordinator
• Hangman's Moose
• Hangoverlord
• Hangry Hippo
• Hanker Chief
• Hanna-Barbarian
• Happy Little Accident
• Hare-Less Rabbit
• Harebrained Schemer
• Haredevil
• Harlem Gnometrotter
• Harmada
• Harming Bird
• Harmster
• Harpoonessa
• Harpoonproof Hydra
• Harpy Medium
• Harrier Pigeon
• Harvester of Sorrow
• Haunted House Cat
• Hawaiian Puncher
• Hawktopus
• Hazmatador
• He-Who-Must-Be-Ashamed
• Headhaunter
• Headless Chicken
• Headless Honcho
• Headless Horsefly
• Headless Hydra
• Headless Oarsman
• Heart Attacker
• Heating Elemental
• Heavenlowerer
• Heavy Machine Gnu
• Heavy Metal Bandit
• Heedless Chicken
• Heffalump
• Heir of Superiority
• Helium Baboon
• Hell Kitty
• Hell Monitor
• Hell's Bell-Ringer
• Hell's Kitten
• Hellaphant
• Hellevangelist
• Hellevator Operator
• Hemogoblin
• Hemophiliac Skeleton
• Hemophobic Vampire
• Henfish
• Henforcer
• Hentaur
• Herbivorous Plant
• Hermetic Crab
• Hermitic Seal
• Heromnivore
• Hexplorer
• Hibernaut
• Hickory Dickory Duck
• Hidden Dragon
• Hidden Valley Rancher
• Higgs Bison
• High Class Clown
• High Horse
• Hindsight Seer
• Hiphopopotamus
• Hippo Crit
• Hired Goon
• Hired Mussel
• Hired Painkiller
• Historacle
• Hit Pointillist
• Hit-and-Walker
• Hoarse Whisperer
• Hobo Sapien
• Hobo-Cop
• Hold-Up Comedian
• Hole Hog
• Holey Cow
• Holey Ghost
• Holy Carp
• Holy Heretic
• Holy Mass Murderer
• Holykeeper
• Homicidal Brainiac
• Honey Mustang
• Horse Majeure
• Horse of Babylon
• Horse With No Shame
• Horseless Headsman
• Hostile Environmentalist
• Hostile NPC
• Hot Air Buffoon
• Hot Cross Bunny
• Hot Dog
• Hound of Music
• Housekeeper of the Dead
• Howler Monk
• Howling Void
• HTMLephant
• Huggernaut
• Hugs Bison
• Human Wrongs Activist
• Humanatee
• Humming Bard
• Humpback Quail
• Humpty Dumpling
• Hunchback of Monsterdam
• Hungry Hungry Hypocrite
• Hunny Bear
• Hydrachondriac
• Hydracula
• Hydrodjinn
• Hyper Lynx
• Hyper Vigilante
• Hyperboa
• Hyperbully
• Hyperventilator
• Hypetrain Conductor
• Hypnogriff
• Hypnopotamus
• Hypnotoad
• Hypocritical Thinker
• Hypodermic Beetle
• Hysteric Cleric
• Hysterical Figure
• Ice Borg
• Ice Cream Clone
• Ice Sage
• Idea Bouncer
• Ideabox Guardian
• Ideabox Rejector
• Ideaboxer
• Identified Flying Object
• Identity Thief
• Igneous Rocker
• Ignobleman
• Igpay Atinlay
• Illeagle
• Illegal Guardian
• Illuminaughty Agent
• Imaginary Threat
• Imbossible
• Immoral Porpoise
• Immunogoblin
• Imp-Personator
• Impaladin
• Impedimentor
• Impenetrable Frog
• Improper Gander
• Imposterior
• Impuritan
• Incendiary Firefly
• Inceptionist
• Incognitoad
• Income Taxidermist
• Incomplete Idio
• Incredible Sulk
• Indecisive Shapeshifter
• Indentured Dentist
• Indeterminator
• Industrial Park Ranger
• Industrial Revolutionary
• Inedible Hulk
• Inept Antelope
• Ineptocrat
• Inevitable Hulk
• Infamouse
• Infernal Auditor
• Infernal Revenue Agent
• Infidel Castro
• Inflatabull
• Info Superhighwayman
• Infrared Mouse
• Infrared Visionary
• Inglourious Basterd
• Inhuman Resources Manager
• Inn Spectre
• Inncreeper
• Inner Child
• Inner Demon
• Innocent Bystander
• Insecurity Guard
• Inside Joker
• Insomni Yak
• Insomni-Yak
• Installation Wizard
• Insufferable Boar
• Insurance Clam
• Interior Desecrator
• Interloping Antelope
• Internet Explorer
• Interragator
• Interrupting Cow
• Intraterrestrial
• Inverted Mouse
• Invisible Pink Unicorn
• Invisigoth
• Ion Maiden
• Iron Chef
• Iron Mermaiden
• Ironclad Chef
• Ironic Giant
• Ironing Man
• Ironyman
• Irrelephant
• Itch King
• Itsy-Bitsy Spider
• Jabberwookie
• Jack Lantern
• Jack the Tripper
• Jack-of-All-Blades
• Jackal-of-All-Trades
• Jackalope
• Jacked Sparrow
• Jägermonster
• Jaguardian
• Jalapeño Pauper
• Janitaur
• Jaw Broker
• Jaywalking Chicken
• Jealous Sidekick
• Jelly Golem
• Jellydancer
• Jerkules
• Jibber-Jabberwocky
• Jitter-Bug
• Jugglernaut
• Juiced Beetled
• Jumping Slider
• Jungle Bookie
• Junk Foodie
• Jurassic Lark
• Juxtaphysician
• Kamelkaze
• Karaoke Bard
• Karate Kitten
• Karate Squid
• Karma Chameleon
• Karmachanic
• Kazookeeper
• Keg-Legged Pirate
• Keyborg
• Keyless Sentry
• Khan Artist
• Khannibal
• Kill Joy
• Killamari
• Killdebeest
• Killer App
• Killer Migraine
• Killer Rabbit
• Killer Tomato
• Killerbyte
• Killissa
• King of Clovers
• King-sized Bedbug
• King Thong
• Kinky Kong
• Kitchen Sphinx
• Kleptobrainiac
• Knee-High Archer
• Knee-Jerk Reactionary
• Knight in Casual Clothes
• Knight in Shining Armoire
• Knight Who Says Ni
• Knighting Gale
• Knightmare
• Knightning Gale
• Knitpicker
• Koalafied Expert
• Kooky Monster
• Kung Fool
• Kung Pow Chicken
• Laardvark
• Labracadabrador
• Labrador Deceiver
• Lady's Knight
• Lag Monster
• Laguna Matata
• Lagviathan
• Lame Duck
• Lampless Genie
• 🦌Lancer the Reindeer
• Lancing Queen
• Land Mime
• Landshark
• LANlord
• Laser Bream
• Laser Mouse
• Last Chancellor
• Last Hairbender
• Last Minuteman
• Last Responder
• Last Straw Man
• Late Knight
• Lava Lamb
• Law Avoiding Citizen
• Lawn Enforcer
• Leader of the Banned
• Leechinda
• Leeroy Jenkins
• Legal Weasel
• Legion-Hare
• Lego Golem
• Legs Dealer
• Lemon Slime
• Lepreclown
• Lesser of Two Weevils
• Lesser Scott
• Lethal Counsel
• Level Boss
• Lexiconnoisseur
• Liar Wolf
• Life Insurance Salesman
• Lifelong Fiend
• Ligerian Prince
• Lightning Colt
• Lightning Dolt
• Lightningale
• Lightsaber-Toothed Tiger
• Like-a-Boss Monster
• Limberjack
• Lip Servant
• Lip Smacker
• Litterbug
• Little Green Man
• Little White Lion
• Live Saturday Knight
• Lizard of Oz
• Llamageddon
• Llamanator
• Loan Ranger
• Loan Shark
• Lobo Cop
• Loch Ness Lobster
• Loch Ness Mobster
• Lode Runner
• Logistical Nightmare
• Lollipop Snatcher
• Lone Rearranger
• Lonely Hive Mind
• Long and Winding Rodent
• Loonicorn
• Loose Changeling
• Loose Shrew
• Lootlicker
• Lord of the Dunce
• Lord of the Keyring
• Lost Action Hero
• Lost Sole
• Lost Spirit Guide
• Lost Viking
• Lounge Lizard
• Love Actuary
• Love Bug
• Low Blowfish
• Low-Flying Ostrich
• Low-Hanging Brute
• Lucifurby
• Lukewarm Receptionist
• Lumbarjack
• Lumber Jackrabbit
• Lunar Pyscho
• Lying King
• MacDeath
• Machiavillain
• Macroorganism
• Macroorgansim
• Mad Hacker
• Mad Scientist
• Madmiral
• Magnifisaint
• Magnum Octopus
• Magnum Opossum
• Mail Escort
• Mailer Daemon
• Main Square Parrot
• Maître Demon
• Major Buzzkill
• Major Disappointment
• Major Problem
• Malchemist
• Malignant Tutor
• Manbearpig
• Manglerfish
• Maniacrobat
• Manufracturer
• Margarine Fly
• Marital Artist
• Marquis de Sad
• Marshal Lawyer
• Mascarpony
• Masqueraider
• Master Chef
• Master of Disaster
• Master of None
• Master of Pun Fu
• Master of Puppies
• Material Ghoul
• Mathemagician
• Mathematical Supermodel
• Mathemortician
• Mathlete
• Maul Cop
• Maul Rat
• Maxwell's Demon
• Meanwhale
• Meat Loafer
• Mechalodon
• Meddler of Honor
• Medieval Knieval
• Mediocrates
• Mediogre
• Medusa's Hairdresser
• Mega Pixel
• Megahurtz
• Megalodonkey
• Megaphony
• Megatribble
• Meh-Warrior
• Melee Archer
• Mental Hygienist
• Menthol Camel
• Merchant of Menace
• Meringutan
• Merit Badger
• Mermalade
• Mermelly
• Metal Slug
• Methylated Spirit
• Methylated Spiritualist
• Metro Gnome
• Microchimp
• Micromanager
• Middle Aged Mutant Turtle
• Midlife Crisis Negotiator
• Mighty Keyboard Warrior
• Milestone Golem
• Milestone Guardian
• Military Mite
• Millennium Bug
• Millennium Falcon
• Mimefish
• Mimic Milestone
• Mind Boggler
• Mindless Consumer
• Mindsweeper
• Mine Sweeper
• Minitaur
• Minor Glitch
• Minotourist
• Mis-Conductor
• Misanthropic Lycanthrope
• Misanthropologist
• Mischieftain
• Misdirector
• Misery Shopper
• Misfortune Teller
• Misguidance Counsellor
• Miss Information
• Missile Blower
• Missing-in-Action Figure
• Mission Creep
• Misspellcaster
• Misunderstood Idealist
• Mitochondragon
• Mixed Reviewer
• Mnemonic Aide
• Mobile Anthill
• Moby Duck
• Mocker Spaniel
• Mockerel
• Mockingnerd
• Mockodile
• Model Major General
• Modest Mouse
• Moist Owlette
• Molar Bear
• Moleosaurus
• Molotov Cockatrice
• Mona Lizard
• Monocled Penguin
• Monophobic Hermit
• Monopony
• Monorail Cat
• Monotonous Drone
• Monster Hangover
• Monster in Training
• Monster of Ceremonies
• Monster of Disguise
• Monster of the Weak
• Monster Superior
• Monster-in-Law
• Monster's Stunt Double
• Monsters' Rights Activist
• Monstrous Appetite
• Monterey Jackal
• Monty Python
• Mood Killer
• Moon Raver
• Moonswine
• Moosenger of Death
• Moosequito
• Morse Whisperer
• Mortal Frienemy
• Mortal Tomcat
• Mortal Wombat
• Mortar Shellfish
• Mosh Pitbull
• Moss Cow
• Motivational Poser
• Motorgoat
• Motor Pike
• Motorcyclops
• Motorgoat
• Mount Dracula
• Mouse Divided
• Mouse of Ill Repute
• Mouseferatu
• Moving Target
• Mudslinger
• Muffin Man
• Multi-Porpoise
• Multi-Tusked Mammoth
• Multidexterous Millipede
• Multifly
• Multimedium
• Multitusker
• Mumble-bee
• Murdersquito
• Murphy's In-Law
• Murphy's Lawmaker
• Music Pirate
• Musketdeer
• Mutating Algorithm
• Mystery Guest
• Nachomancer
• Name-with-no-Horse
• Nanomanager
• Napalm Reader
• Narcoleptic Hypnotist
• Narcoleptic Sheep
• Natural Selector
• Nature's Wraith
• Navi-Gator
• Nayslayer
• Ne'er-do-Whale
• Nearly Departed
• Nearsighted Sniper
• Necessary Evil
• Neck Romancer
• Necromantis
• Necropanzer
• Necrophobic Zombie
• Neferkitty
• Neighborhood Witch
• Nerd of Steel
• Nervous Tick
• Net Troll
• Neuro Sturgeon
• Never-Ending Storyteller
• Nevermind Flayer
• Neverwinter Knight
• Neverwinter Wight
• New Times Roman
• News Flasher
• Next Available Agent
• Niceferatu
• Nicelander
• Nightmarionette
• Nine Inch Snail
• Ninja Pirate
• Ninja Tortoise
• Ninja-Starfish
• Ninjabread Man
• Nipinda
• Nitro Djinn
• No Holds Bard
• No Man's Landlord
• No One
• No-good Do-gooder
• Nobel Prizefighter
• Noble Ghast
• Nobodyguard
• Nomad Hatter
• Nomad Scientist
• Non Sequiturtle
• Non-Euclidean Geomancer
• Non-Terminal Repeating Phantasm
• Nondescript Villain
• Nonplussed Adder
• Northpole Dancer
• Nose Runner
• Nosferatuna
• Nostradamoose
• Not a Big Dealer
• Not Dead Yeti
• Not-of-this-Earth Worm
• Not-So-Brave Knight
• Not-So-Gentleman
• Not-so-Scary Monster
• Notary of Death
• Novel Protagonist
• Nuclear Overreactor
• Nuclear Watchdog
• Nuclear-Powered Plant
• Numbarina
• Nun of Your Business
• Nursery Mime
• Nutjob Cracker
• Nutkraken
• Obituarian
• Obli-Gator
• Oblique Angel
• Obscene Jester
• Obscentinel
• Obsolete Techie
• Obtuse Angler
• OctoBear
• Octopella
• Octopus' Guardian
• Octopuss in Boots
• Oddzilla
• Offense Attorney
• Ogreachiever
• Ogrelord
• Old Town Rogue
• Olfactory Worker
• Olympic Mentalist
• Olympic Torturer
• Omegalodon
• Omnipoet
• Omniscient Ignoramus
• Omnomnomnivore
• On-and-off Guard
• One-and-a-Halfling
• One-Armed Archer
• One-Armed Bandit
• One-Eyed Beholder
• One-Headed Brahmin
• One-Hit Wanderer
• One-Hit Wonder
• One-Legged Centipede
• Onion Ringleader
• Onomatopoet
• Open Sorceror
• Operetta Phantom
• Optical Illusionist
• Optimus Slime
• Optimystic
• Orangutank
• Orc Angel
• Orc Bishop
• Orc De Triomphe
• Orc of the Covenant
• Orc-in-the-Road
• Oreoboros
• Organ Grinder
• Origami Dragon
• Original Impostor
• ORLY Owl
• Orthodontisaur
• Oscillating Fanboy
• Ottoman Umpire
• Out-of-Commissioner
• Out-of-Frame Monster
• Out-of-Service Dog
• Out-of-Shapeshifter
• Out-of-Tuna
• Out-Sorcerer
• Outsourced Monster
• Oval Lord
• Over-seasoned Warrior
• Overbearing Waiter
• Overconfident Noob
• Overtaker
• Oxy-Moron
• Oxydjinn
• Ozone Slayer
• Pac Man
• Pacifist Mercenary
• Pack Rat
• Pail Horseman
• Paladjinn
• Palette-Swapped Monster
• Pandora's Boxer
• Pangoblin
• Panic Attacker
• Pannacotta Warrior
• Panteater
• Panzer Dragon
• Paper Pusher
• Paranoid Android
• Paranormal Activist
• Parasitic Symbiote
• Parking Cricket
• Parole Model
• Parrot Trooper
• Part-Time Monster
• Part-Time Traveller
• Passing Buck
• Passive Aggressor
• Pastafarian Prophet
• Pathological Friar
• Patronizing Saint
• Pawn of the Dead
• Paywalrus
• Peace Corpse
• Peacebreaker
• Peacelock
• Peach Clobberer
• Peanut Butler
• Peekabull
• Peelinda
• Peking Duck
• Pelicannon
• Pentagoon
• Penultimate Samurai
• Pepper Oni
• Perchilla
• Perfect Nobody
• Perfect Stranger
• Periodic Elephant
• Peripheral Terror
• Perishioner
• Permenator
• Personal Beast
• Personal Drainer
• Personal Space Invader
• Perverse Engineer
• Pessimus Prime
• Pest of Both Worlds
• Petrified Dryad
• Pharmadillo
• Philosoraptor
• Phlegm Fatale
• Photobomberman
• Photocopycat
• Photonegative Zebra
• Photoshoplifter
• Pianarchist
• Pickled Egghead
• Pie Assassin
• Piecemaker
• Pied Bagpiper
• Pied Pauper
• Pigasus
• Piggy Banker
• Piggybank Robber
• Pignoramus
• Pilgrim Mage
• Pillage Elder
• Pillager of Society
• Pillow Fighter
• Pillow-Fight Champion
• Pillsbury Homeboy
• Pin-up Ghoul
• Piñakoala
• Piñata Monster
• Pinball Wizard
• Pink Elephant
• Pipe Organ Donor
• Piraña Colada
• Pirate Investigator
• Pirate of the 7 Cs
• Pixel Hunter
• Placeboss
• Plaicea
• Plan Beekeeper
• Plankton of the Opera
• Plant-Based Animal
• Plant-Eating Zombie
• Plastic Sturgeon
• Plato's Caveman
• Playdough Golem
• Player #2
• Plot Spoiler
• Plundertaker
• Plywood Golem
• Pocket Monster
• Pocketwatchdog
• Pokergeist
• Polardroid
• Polaroid Bear
• Police Syren
• Political Party Crasher
• Political Satyr
• Pollen-Allergic Bee
• Poltergoose
• Polterguest
• Poly-Atheist
• Polycorn
• Polygloater
• Possessed Demon
• Possessed Exorcist
• Post-Mortem Artist
• Postal Snail
• Postman of the Apocalypse
• Postmodern Caveman
• Postmonster General
• Postmortem Graduate
• Poulpy
• Poultry Geist
• Power Arranger
• Power Napper
• Powerless Ranger
• Practical Choker
• Praise Spider
• Prancing Pony
• Prankenstein
• Prawn of Satan
• Praying Manatee
• Pre-Mortem Surgeon
• Predatortoise
• Preemptive Shrike
• Prescription Thug
• President Evil
• Presidential Seal
• Presidentist
• Pretzelcoatl
• Prim Reaper
• Prime Sinister
• Prince Charmless
• Prince Harming
• Prince of Dorkness
• Prince of Whales
• Principal of Darkness
• Privacy Leech
• Pro-Life Zombie
• Probability Surfer
• Procrastinator
• Prodigal Sunfish
• Profit Prophet
• Prom Knight
• Propaganda Panda
• Propagandalf
• Prosthetic Arms Dealer
• Protein Sheik
• Proxymoron
• Pseudo Nymph
• Psy Clone
• Psychclops
• Psycho Dramatist
• Psychopathogen
• Psycophant
• Pterrific Pterodactyl
• Public Anemone
• Pumpkinhead
• Pundamentalist
• Pundemonium
• Punfisher
• Pungeon Master
• Punk Croc
• Punk Flamingo
• Punk Panther
• Punslinger
• Pure Eel
• Purple Hero Eater
• Purranha
• Purrfectionist
• Puzzled Sphinx
• Pygmy Giant
• Pyrobrainiac
• Pyromaniac Snowman
• Pyrophobic Phoenix
• Quackamole
• Quackstabber
• Quadriceratops
• Quadruple Agent
• Quaker Guy
• Quantum Butterfly
• Quantum Commuter
• Quantum Leap Frog
• Quantum Physician
• Quantum Sheep
• Quasidodo
• Queen Kong
• Question Marksman
• Queue Snake
• Quibbling Pedant
• Quid Pro Crow
• R2 Detour
• Racketeer Gatekeeper
• Radical Prohibitionist
• Radioactive Cockroach
• Radioactivist
• Raggedy Android
• Raging Bulldozer
• Raging Hormone
• Ragnarokker
• Rain Deer
• Rain-Bow Archer
• Rainbow Unicorn
• Ramen Emperor
• Rampaging Turtle
• Rand Lover
• Randominatrix
• Rastafairy
• Rathing Mome
• Ravenous Bugblatter Beast
• Reaction Figure
• Reader Digester
• Reagent Provocateur
• Reanimated Sprite
• Rebel Without Applause
• Rebel-Lion
• Recapitated Horseman
• Recessive Genie
• Rector Yoda
• Recurring Foe
• Recycled Bottlesnake
• Recycloholic
• Recyclops
• Red Bull
• Red Flagger
• Red Hot Chili Piper
• Red Robin Hood
• Red-Handed Thief
• Redaction Hero
• Redshirt
• Regenerating Degenerate
• Registered Hex Offender
• Registered Text Offender
• Regression Lion
• Rejected Monster
• Rejectionist
• Remorse Coder
• Repelican
• Repercussionist
• Repossessed Soul
• Repulsive Attractor
• Reservoir Dog
• Resident Weevil
• Resubmitted Monster
• Retired Boss Monster
• Retrospectre
• Reverend Bizarre
• Reverse Engineer
• Reverse Psychologist
• Revoltron
• Revolving Dormouse
• Rhinestoneceros
• Rhubarbarian
• Rifle Shrimp
• Rigor Mantis
• Rigorous Mortician
• Ring Wyrm
• Rival Guild Fanboy
• Rivalkyrie
• River Banker
• Road Krill
• Roadgunner
• Roaming Gnome
• Robbed Zombie
• Robber Chicken
• Robber Ducky
• Robbing Hood
• Robbing Hoodlum
• Robo Sapien
• Robot Chicken
• Rock 'n Gnoll
• Rock Lobster
• Rock'em Sock'em Robot
• Rocket Propelled Gremlin
• Rockin' Troll
• Rocktopus
• Rocky Raccoon
• Rocky Roadie
• Roflraptor
• Roger Robot
• Role Reverser
• Rolling Boulder
• Rom-Communist
• Roman Aqua-duck
• Romanticore
• Roof Pig
• Rookie Monster
• Roosterfarian
• Rootbear
• Rootkitten
• Rorschach
• Rottenweiler
• Rough Drafter
• Royal Jellyfish
• Rubber Duckie
• Rug Rat
• Rugskin Bear
• Runestone Cowboy
• Rushing Zergling
• Russian Roulette Croupier
• Rusty Snail
• Sabertooth Fairy
• Sabertooth Squirrel
• Sacrificial Prawn
• Sad Hatter
• Sad Panda
• Sadistick
• Safety Dancer
• Sage of Thyme
• Salamandarin
• Salsamander
• Salt-Resistant Slug
• Salvador Dalek
• Sanctimonious Whiner
• Sandboxer
• Sans Sheriff
• Santa Claws
• Satan Claus
• Satan's Little Helper
• Satanic Colt
• Satanic Mechanic
• Satyrant
• Sawed-off Shogun
• Scare Bear
• Scare Tactician
• Scarecow
• Scared Crow
• Scarepion
• Scaretaker
• Scentaur
• Scentipede
• Schizoid Man
• Schizophrenic Hydra
• Scholarsheep
• Schoolyard Bully
• Schrödinger's Cat
• Schrödinger's Possum
• Sci-Fly
• Scientific Method Actor
• Scorntrooper
• Scotch Guard
• Scowlodon
• Screen Slaver
• Screwfish
• Sea Harpoonia
• Sea Troll
• Seaghoul
• Sealebrity
• Search Engineer
• Seashelly
• Seasick Crocodile
• Seasoned Veterinarian
• Secret Satan
• Secretary of Fate
• Secretary of Offense
• Security Badger
• Security Chimera
• Seeing-Eye Mole
• Seethessa
• Seismimic
• Self-Appointed Expert
• Self-Assassin
• Self-Con Troll
• Self-Fulfilling Prophet
• Self-Made Mannequin
• Self-Sacrificial Lamb
• Self-Terminator
• Selfish Gene
• Selfish Interest
• Selfish Shellfish
• Semanticore
• Semi-Automatic Automaton
• Semi-Demi-God
• Sensei of Humor
• Sentineel
• Septic Tank Commander
• Serafin
• Serial Killer Bee
• Serial Numberer
• Serial Self-Killer
• Serial Therapist
• Sesame Street Fighter
• Seven Year Lich
• Seventh Deadliest Sinner
• Seventh Lawyer of Hell
• Sewer Gator
• Sewer Horse
• Sewer Mermaid
• Shade Thrower
• Shadow of a Doubt
• Shadow Puppet
• Shadow Worrier
• Shaman Kong
• Shamaniac
• Shameless Pug
• Shampoodle
• Sharkietta
• Sharkshooter
• Sharp Dressed Mandrill
• Sheep in a Wolf's Clothes
• Sheepshifter
• Sheepwalker
• Shetland Phony
• Shift-Shaper
• Shipwreckley
• Shishke Blob
• Shock Broker
• Shock Therapist
• Shoe Hornet
• Shoop Da Whoop
• Shooting Tsar
• Shopping Mauler
• Short-Sighted Visionary
• Short-term Prophet
• Shoulder Devil
• Shoving Leopard
• Shrimposter
• Shrimpy
• Shroommate
• Shrunken Headmaster
• Shudderbug
• Shyborg
• Sicklefish
• Sighborg
• Significant Otter
• Silent Alarmist
• Silent Knight
• Silent Lamb
• Silly Goose
• Sillymander
• Sinfluencer
• Singing Shark
• Single Mummy
• Sir Caustic
• Sir Dance-a-Lot
• Sir Render
• Sitcom Pilot
• Sitting Duck
• Sixth Sensei
• Skateborg
• Skelebrity
• Skeletaur
• Skeletoff
• Skeleton Crewmate
• Sketchy Artist
• Skilleton
• Skyote
• Slapprentice
• Sleeping Dead
• Sleepless Hollow
• Sleepwalking Dead
• Slender Man
• Slightly Invisible Man
• Slim Reaper
• Slime Shady
• Slithy Tove
• Slow Wight
• Smackerel
• Smashing Pumpkin
• Smoke Detective
• Smoking Gunslinger
• Smooth Criminal
• Smoothie Operator
• Snake Oil Salesman
• Snap-Dragon
• Snappy Retortoise
• Snarky Sheawolf
• Snarlwhal
• Sneerleader
• Snobgoblin
• Snow Angel
• Snowman
• Soccer Mummy
• Social Parasite
• Social Passivist
• Social Security Guard
• Socialist Butterfly
• Sock Eating Machine
• Sock Elemental
• Sock Puppetmaster
• Socket Wretch
• Software Giant
• Software Pirate
• Solar Bear
• Solar-Powered Owl
• Soldier of Misfortune
• Sole Eater
• Solicitaur
• Son of a Glitch
• Son of a Gun
• Son of a Witch
• Sonarena
• Sooth Slayer
• Sorceopath
• Sore Winner
• Soul Catcher
• Soul Custodian
• Soul Eater
• Soul Farmer
• Soul Inmate
• Soul Matey
• Soul Musician
• Soul Proprietor
• Soul Reaper
• Soul Survivor
• Soul Trapper
• Space Invader
• Space Monkey
• Spag-Yeti
• Spaghetti Elemental
• Spaghetti Westerner
• Spambot
• Spamurai
• Spanish Inquisitor
• Spark Pug
• Special Character
• Spectral Spectre
• Speed Sloth
• Spell-Podcaster
• Spelling Bee
• Spelun King
• Sphinx
• Spice Ghoul
• Spice Worm
• Spider Pig
• Spider Web Designer
• Spinal Columnist
• Spinester
• Spirit of Competition
• Spirit of Halloween
• Spirit of Repossession
• Splitting Hare
• Spoiled Milkman
• Spork-Wielding Lunatic
• Spraying Mantis
• Spring Chicken
• Sputterfly
• Spython
• Spywarewolf
• Square Groot
• Square Parrot
• Squid Pro Quo
• Squiderella
• Squirmisher
• Stag of Holding
• Stalactitan
• Stalking Horse
• Stand-up Chameleon
• Standard Deviant
• Staple Gunner
• Star Shrek
• Star-Crossed Astrologist
• Starantula
• Stare Master
• Starfish Trooper
• Starless Knight
• Starving Artist
• Static Electrician
• Steam-Powered Pleasurebot
• Steamed Punk
• Steel Rat
• Stem Cellmate
• Stereotypical Villain
• Stigmatador
• Stick Figure
• Stomach Bug
• Stoned Golem
• Stool Pigeon
• Stormietta
• Strange Stranger
• Street Fighter
• Street Mage
• Stripeless Zebra
• Stunt Double Agent
• Stuporhero
• Sturgeon General
• Stuttering Mime
• Stuttering Spellcaster
• Stygian Pixie
• Styrofoam Cop
• Subconscientious Objector
• Subhero
• Subliminal Masseuse
• Subliminal Messenger
• Submaretta
• Submarine Star
• Subscribbler
• Substitute Creature
• Subtracting Adder
• Subwoofing Dog
• Sulkworm
• Sulphuric Aphid
• Sumo Ninja
• Sun Dog
• Sun-Dried Vampire
• Sunbathing Vampire
• Sunburned Shadow
• Sunday Driver
• Superb Owl
• Superhighwayman
• Supermanimal
• Supersonic Hedgehog
• Supersonic Woodpecker
• Superstarfish
• Supreme Courtier
• Surprise Mechanic
• Surreal Killer
• Surveillance Chimera
• Surveillance Crone
• Suspended Animator
• Suspicious Character
• Swan Songwriter
• Swearcrow
• Sweaty Yeti
• Sweeny Toad
• Sweepley
• Swiss Army Knight
• Sycophantom
• Synchronized Swindler
• Syntax Terror
• Synthetic Organism
• System Demon
• Table Turner
• Tackle-U Elmo
• Tactical Joker
• Tae Kwon Dodo
• Talking Donkey
• Talkshow Ghost
• Tankfish
• Tap Dancing Spider
• Task Killer
• Task Manager
• Taxi Collector
• Tea Rex
• Team Spirit
• Technical Fowl
• Technicolor Dream Goat
• Technophobic Robot
• Telepony
• Televangelist
• Televisionairy
• Temperamental Elemental
• Tempered Glass Dragon
• Temple Safety Inspector
• Tenacious Bee
• Tentacula
• Tequila Mockingbird
• Teraducktyl
• Terminator T-34
• Terracotta Worrier
• Terror Bull
• Terror Dactyl
• Terror-aki Chicken
• Terrorbyte
• Terrorformer
• Therapriest
• There-Wolf
• Thermonuclear Warlock
• Thesaurus Rex
• Thief of Time
• Thieving Vending Machine
• Thin Client
• Thing From Under the Bed
• Third Party Animal
• Third-Rate Monster
• Thirteenth Apostate
• Thought Policeman
• Three-Eyed Cyclops
• Three-Headed Monkey
• Three-String Samurai
• Thug-of-War
• Thugs Bunny
• Thumb Raider
• Thumb Wrestler
• Thunder Gnat
• Thunder Rat
• Thunderbird
• Thundertaker
• Thwarthog
• Thyme Walker
• Tic Tac Toad
• Ticker Tapir
• Ticking Crocodile
• Tickle Monster
• Tiger Lily
• Time Consumer
• Time Fly
• Tin Foil Cat
• Tinkerhell
• Tiny-Sized Giant
• Tinyfoot
• Tire Iron Lion
• Tireless Spambot
• Titanium Gingerbread Man
• Tofu Golem
• Tomb Boy
• Tombcat
• Tombstone Salesman
• Tongue Twister
• Toothita
• Toothless Vampire
• Top Secretary
• Topiary Golem
• Torrent Leech
• Torture Chamberlain
• Totem Pole Dancer
• Tower Defender
• Toxic Wastrel
• Traffic Clone
• Traffic Crone
• Traffic Siren
• Trained Dummy
• Trans Fat Cat
• Trap Doorman
• Traumagotchi
• Traumaturge
• Treblemaker
• Tree Musketeer
• Trenchgoat
• Trend Settler
• Trespasserby
• Tribble Overlord
• Tribblemaker
• Tribbleshooter
• Triceracop
• Trick-or-Treater
• Trigger Happy Camper
• Triloblight
• Triplomat
• Tripodal Spider
• Trivial Pursuant
• Trojan Horse
• Trojan Piñata
• Troll Booth Attendant
• Tropical Yeti
• Trouble Shooter
• Troubled Sole
• Truth-or-Dare Devil
• Tsarfish
• Tubercolossus
• Tunnel Visionary
• Turmerisk
• Turncoat of Arms
• Turngoat
• Turtle Recall
• Tusk Manager
• Tweedle Demon
• Tweedle Doom
• Tweeting Bird
• Twinkle Tsar
• Two-Handed Swordfish
• Two-Trick Pony
• Typo Demon
• Tyrannosaurus-Ex
• Tyre Ant
• Uberboss
• Ultra Violent Ray
• Ultraviolent Lamb
• Unaccompanied Miner
• Unbearable Grizzly
• Uncanny Valet
• Uncertainty Principal
• Unchangeling
• Unchosen One
• Uncivil Servant
• Uncivillian
• Uncommon Ancestor
• Uncountable Sheep
• Uncredited Extra
• Undead Pixel
• Undead Pixie
• Underbed Monster
• Undercover Elephant
• Undermaker
• Underminer
• Underwear Wolf
• Undie-Taker
• Uneasethesiologist
• Unfamiliar Familiar
• Unfinished Businessman
• Unfinished Monst
• Ungrateful Dead
• Unhappy Camper
• Unholy Mackerel
• Unicorn
• Unicorndog
• Unicow
• Unicycle Gang Member
• Unidentified Caller
• Unintelligent Lifeform
• Union Jackal
• Unknown Artist
• Unknown User
• Unlimited Editor
• Unlucky Leprechaun
• Unmannered Drone
• Unnaturalist
• Unpleasant Dinner Guest
• Unpopped Colonel
• Unprintable Character
• Unreal Estate Agent
• Unregistered Pet
• Unsolicited Adviser
• Unstable Constable
• Unsuitable Suitor
• Unsupported Character
• Untamable Shrew
• Untrainable Dragon
• Unusual Suspect
• Uptown Ghoul
• Uranium Slug
• Urban Druid
• Used Horse Salesman
• User-Friendly Enemy
• Utility Polecat
• Utopianist
• Utter Nonsensei
• Vampiranha
• Vampirate
• Vampire Brat
• Vamplifier
• Vanillain
• Vegan Devourer
• Vegetarian Vulture
• Velcromancer
• Velcrow
• Vengeful Mole
• Venom Moss
• Verbal Assault Specialist
• Vertigoat
• Very Hungry Caterpillar
• Veteran Kamikaze
• Vintage Whiner
• Virtual Enemy
• Virtual Realtor
• Virtual Threat
• Visible Man
• Vital Organist
• Vogon Poet
• Voice of Treason
• Volcanic Roc
• Volunterrier
• Voodoo Barbie
• Voodude
• Vorpal Swordfish
• Vorpal Wabbit
• Vulcanized Robber
• Waking Nightmare
• Wal-Martian
• Walking Dead
• Walking Debt
• Wall Dog
• Wallpaper Tiger
• Walrietta
• Wanna Bee
• Wannabeast
• War Seahorse
• Warchef
• Warlock Holmes
• Warmongrel
• Warrior Of Attrition
• Wasted Youth
• Watertight Seal
• Wax Poet
• Weakest Lynx
• Weather Baboon
• Websurfing Spider
• Wedding Knight
• Well-Oiled Machinist
• Wendidigo
• Were-Panther
• Werebeaver
• Werehouse
• Wererobot
• Weresmurf
• West End Ghoul
• Western Broom Warlock
• Whale of Fortune
• Whambulance Driver
• What's-its-Face
• Whatchamacallit
• Wheredigo
• Whippersnapper
• Whipster
• Whistleblowing Referee
• Who Gnu
• Wi-Fly
• Wicked Glitch of the West
• Wight Watcher
• Wiki Lynx
• Wild Balloon Animal
• Wild Borg
• Wild Fireman
• Wild Guest
• Wild Heir
• Wild Thing
• Wild Wild Pest
• Will-o'-the-Whiskey
• Willy-the-Wasp
• Window Viper
• Windshield Swiper
• Winged Buffalo
• Winking Dead
• Winking Deer
• Wishing Whelk
• Witch Hiker
• Wizaardvark
• Wizard of Flaws
• Wizard of Osmosis
• Wolf in Cheap Clothing
• Wombatant
• Wonton Destroyer
• Wookalar
• Woolverine
• Worcestershire Cat
• Worcestershire Sorcerer
• Worst Person Shooter
• Worthy Opponent
• Wounded Heroes
• Wounder Man
• Wraptor
• Wrecking Bull
• Wrenchfish
• Writer of Wrongs
• Wumpus
• Wurst Nightmare
• Wuss in Boots
• Yakety Yak
• Yakrobat
• Yellow Brick Rogue
• Yellow Snowman
• Yesferatu
• Yoga Bear
• Yorkshire Mammoth
• Zeitghost
• Zodiyak
• ZomBee
• Zombie Snail
• Zombie's Ghost
• Zombo-Wirt
• Zy Goat